We peeped into
the houses as we went by; the sun was streaming in through the open
doors, but we did not see a human being except one urchin enjoying the
fresh air on the edge of a ditch. We strolled on arm in arm through
the narrow street, encumbered with straw and filth, till, as we got
near the center of the town, we began to hear a buzzing like the sound
of a swarm of angry bees; and when we came out on the market-place
it was packed with people gesticulating and shouting at the top of
their lungs. Chamaille was standing at his garden gate purple with
rage, and he too was screaming and shaking his fist in the faces of
his parishioners. All this was perfectly unintelligible to us, for
we could only catch a word here and there in the midst of the tumult
of voices. “Caterpillars,--locusts,--field-mice,--cum Spiritu tuo!”
Here Chamaille’s voice struck in. “No! nothing shall induce me to go!”
Retort from the crowd, “Devil take it, are you our vicar or not? You
know that you are, and it is your duty to work for us.” “Upstarts!--I
am God’s servant, not yours!” To put an end to the uproar Chamaille
banged the gate in the faces of the foremost, but through the bars we
could see him still threatening his people with one hand, while by
force of habit the other was raised in the attitude of benediction. We
could catch a glimpse of him through the window, square of face and
round of belly, and as he could no longer make himself heard above
the clamor, we could see the derisive gesture with which he replied;
but from that moment the house was closed and turned a blind eye on
the street, so the noise gradually died down, the crowd grew thinner,
and at last we could get near enough to knock at the door. It was a
long time before we could get an answer. “Hi, Vicar!” we called, but
there was no reply. “Go to the devil! I am out,” came from behind the
shutters, and we continued to hammer on the door. “Get out, I tell you!
If you don’t let my door alone you will get a deluge that will astonish
you!”--and the contents of a bucket began to trickle down our backs.
“Chamaille!” we called out; “make it wine if you want to soak us.” The
tempest instantly subsided; and our friend stuck his jolly red face
out of the window crying, “Name of a name, boys, is it you? In another
minute you would have caught it finely--why didn’t you say who you
were?” Then he came rushing downstairs. “Come in! come in! Give us your
hand, and come upstairs and have a drink; you need it if you are half
as hot as I am! It is a real treat to see a civilized human being after
those dancing apes; did you see the row they were kicking up? But they
can kick as they please, I will not stir one step. Do you know they
actually wanted me to go out with the Holy Sacrament? There is a storm
coming up too, and the Host and I would both have been soaked; but the
idea of treating me as if I were a plowboy! I am no servant of theirs,
sacrilegious rascals! I’ll teach them to treat God’s minister with
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