were well pleased to see three at the head of the column, instead of
one.
When they had all gone into the castle where their well-earned feast
awaited them, we remained outside sniffing the delicious odors of a
dinner we were not to share; but it was a sort of satisfaction to
hear the list of dishes, for there were three of us there, Tripet,
Bauldequin and I, who knew what was good, so our mouths watered as we
heard all the toothsome things, and we approved or not as seemed best
to us, the final decision being that the dinner was not so bad on the
whole, only we ought to have been consulted, as persons of experience.
When jugged hare was mentioned, every one had his own recipe to
give,--for by this time we had a circle of auditors,--and there was
lively disputing to and fro, in which I took part, as I always maintain
that a man who is not interested in such subjects is nothing but a fish.
The best housekeepers in the town are Mistresses Perrine and Jacquette,
who are rivals in the art of dinner-giving; each tries to eclipse the
other, and naturally each has her partisans, for our best jousts in
Clamecy take place at table. No one loves a good argument better than
I do, but I would rather be doing myself than hear the exploits of
others, and I cannot grow fat by talking of other men’s dinners. Tripet
was of my way of thinking, and you may guess that I was delighted when
he whispered to me:
“It is ill talking of good drink to the thirsty, or of love to a
neglected lover; I can’t stand any more of this sort of thing; it is as
if a beast were gnawing at my vitals; let us find some place where we
can feed him.”
I told him to come along with me, that I knew where to look for the
best remedy for his complaint; of course neither of us thought for a
moment of going home, it was after two o’clock, and we should have
found tempers boiling and soup cold, so we made for the Dolphin Inn
at the corner of the High Street. It was market day, so the room was
crowded, but we managed to get a table, and after all nothing is so
appetizing as to see one’s friends around one, unless it be to sit down
all alone to a good meal,--both ways are best.
For some time we had better use for our jaws than to talk. A delicate
little shoulder of lamb with cabbage fully occupied us; on top of
that a pint of the best, just to clear the mist from our eyes,--you
know the proverb, “To eat dry, blinds the eye. Food unwined makes a
man blind,” but when we had washed the dust out of our throats we had
time to look about and enjoy ourselves. At the next table sat a vicar
from the country and an old woman, a farmer’s wife, full of respect
for his Reverence, bowing and bending her old head and turning up her
eyes as if in the confessional; and he too had something of the same
air, sitting sidewise, returning bow for bow, but with his mouth full,
radiating forgiveness of sins from a full stomach.
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