England -- Fiction; Gay men -- Fiction; Italy -- Fiction; Paranormal fiction
face, I thought, and how red her hair, and how fine her ruff and how
yellow her skin, and this was the Queen of England. Then I looked down
again, and walked until I saw close in front of my bare toes the tip of
her shoes set with pearls. And then I knelt down, and bowed myself and
said:
“‘A lamb, madam, which is the first fruits of the spring. My crook which
I lay at your Grace’s feet, and myself who am not worthy to lie there.’
“Then I raised my eyes and looked at her, gay and bold, as I look at the
wenches, for wench she was, though the Queen of England. And then once
more, as if blinded by her splendour, I abased myself, and she spoke.
“‘Look at me, Colin Stanier,’ she said.
“‘Madam,’ said I.
“‘Well, what next?’ quoth she impatiently.
“‘My body and soul, madam,’ said I. And I made my eyes dance at her, and
my mouth to be eager.... She bent towards me, and drew her hand down my
cheek.
“‘And is your desire to be my shepherd-boy, Colin?’ she asked. ‘You
desire to be my page?’
“‘I am sick with desire,’ said I.
“‘I appoint you,’ says she. ‘I greet and salute you, Colin Stanier.’
“Now I had just that pause for consideration as she stroked my cheek and
tweaked my chin, but even then, when I was but a downy boy, I never
thought long whether I should do this or that, or should forbear, and I
knew that a man fares better by taking risks than by shunning them, if
he has his way to make. I knew, too, how a wench looks at a lad when she
would like to be kissed by him, how her neck goes forward to him, and
she turns her chin, and Queen or whore they are all alike in that. So my
mind was made up, and straight I kissed her cheek, for she had saluted
me as her page, and was I not to salute my Queen? Which when I had done,
I abased myself again and kissed her smelly shoe.
“‘You bold dog!’ says she. ‘Stand up. I might well have you whipped for
that.’
“‘And I should still be the infinite gainer, your Majesty,’ said I, and
she laughed.
“That good thought then was the first of the benefits which my Lord gave
me, and there was no whipping for me, but for the slap she gave me on
the ear, and Her Grace clapped her hands, and in came the Controller of
her household.
“‘Colin Stanier is my page,’ said she, ‘and attached to my person. See
to it. And at the feast of Easter, I will dine off his lamb. Begone,
Colin Stanier, and learn your duties, and see that you serve not the
wenches as you have served me!’”
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