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These thoughts were no more than the steam which ascended from the
bubbling liquor of his mind, and he did no more than just watch, for
this idle moment as he waited for Nino’s return, the familiar wreath.
And here was Nino’s step on the stairs, and it was time to put these
general principles into practical shape. He had come to Capri, no doubt,
primarily, for a month of that basking amphibious life, which always put
him into harmony with himself, but there were other projects as well
which now, in strict accordance with these principles, presented
themselves for execution, projects no less dedicatory than diverting.
“Nino, we’re going to have two visitors here,” he said, “and we must
arrange about them. Mr. Cecil is coming from Naples to-morrow for two
nights and next week there comes the pretty lady, who’ll bring a maid.
Let’s go round and inspect.”
The villa was deficient in accommodation for more than a very small
number of persons, for Colin, during this last year, intending it to be
no more than his own Hermitage, had thrown rooms together, and had
converted a spare bedroom into a bathroom. Downstairs, therefore,
nowadays there was only the kitchen, and the long vaulted dining-room,
originally two rooms. Upstairs there was a large studio running the
length of the house, the bathroom, Nino’s bedroom, with Colin’s next
door, and, _en suite_, the sitting-room with the balcony where Colin had
been having tea, and a slip of a room beyond, opening out of the
sitting-room. This latter would do for Pamela’s maid, but where was
Pamela to go? Nino’s stepmother and sister always went home in the
evening after dinner, returning again early next morning.
“I’m afraid you’ll have to turn out, Nino,” said Colin, “while pretty
lady is here, and go home in the evening with your dear gridiron. Then
you can make love to her on the way.”
“Grazie,” said Nino.
“Or scrag her in the dark,” said Colin. “No, you mustn’t do that, or how
should we get breakfast next day? But what room can pretty lady have
except yours? I’d sooner have you in the house, though.”
The fell prospect of walking home every evening and coming back every
morning with his stepmother sharpened Nino’s wits.
“The signor does not really want that sitting-room next his bedroom as
well as the studio,” said he. “Could not that be the signora’s bedroom
while she is here? Then she will have her maid next door.”
“Good boy,” said Colin. “We’ll do that. There’ll be the maid at the end
of the passage, then pretty lady’s bedroom, then me, then you. And you
won’t be able to flirt with the maid without passing through the
signora’s room. Very good for your morals, Nino.”
Nino laughed.
“If it is the maid the signora brought to Stanier, she is like a
broomstick,” he said.
“Then don’t fly away on the broomstick,” said Colin. “Well, that’s
settled. But when you’re married, Nino, I shan’t turn out of my
sitting-room for your wife....”
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