"So we're really gonna get to see Grossman at last? Good! How'd he
sound when you audioed him for an interview?"
"Friendly enough," answered Rocky. "He said he was very busy, but he'd
be glad to give me a few minutes."
"Did he know what you wanted?"
Rocky grinned a slow, lopsided grin. "Everybody on Titan knows by now,"
he drawled, "that there's a myth-chasing crackpot roaming loose. I'm
Public Joke No. One. Which suits me just fine."
"Yeah," snorted Bud disgustedly, "but when this job's done, I'm gonna
backtrack and do a little plain and fancy nose-punchin'! Like that old
spacerat we talked to a few minutes ago--did you ever hear such lyin'
in your life? A bird with purple wings an'--"
"Cheer up!" chuckled Rocky. "Gunner thought he was giving me the
runaround, and for a generally unimaginative old codger he didn't do
such a bad job of yarn spinning. He'd be surprised to learn, though,
that his wild story is not half so fantastic as some of the honest
tales I've heard since I began this masquerade."
Bud nodded grudgingly.
"That's true enough. An', boy, I really got to hand it to you. You talk
that Doctor-o'-Mythology patter like you really _was_ one. Sometimes
you sound like you really believed in it yourself!"
"And the funny part of it is," said Rocky, "I almost _do_! As for
talking the patter ... well, no wonder! I studied comparative
mythologies for three solid months under the best experts in the field
before I undertook this job, Bud. I know more about hamadryads and
demigods and winged horses than old man Bulfinch himself! Well--" He
nodded significantly, and his voice lifted to the high-pitched tones of
"Dr. Rockingham Roswell"--"here comes Lynn. Off we go!"
Bud shot a swift, appraising glance at him. "Oh-ho! So it's 'Lynn',
now, eh?"
Fortunately, Rocky Russell did not have time to concoct an alibi for
that slip of the tongue. Because the roller was drawing up beside them,
Lynn was motioning them in. And in a few minutes they were on their way
to New Boston.
* * * * *
"You understand," said Factor Grossman, "I have never _seen_ this
creature myself, Dr. Roswell. I am merely repeating the description
given me by some of my friends."
Rocky nodded, busily jotting in his ubiquitous black notebook the facts
just told him by the fat man. "A furry animal," he repeated, "with the
netherparts of a horse and the torso of a human. Two curly black
horns ... cloven hoofs ... is occasionally glimpsed in damp, woodland
dells ... excellent!"
He looked up, smiling. "Very interesting, sir. You have perhaps
already noted the similarity between this ... er ... thing and the
'Centaur' of Greek mythology? Amazing, isn't it, that we should find
the same ... er ... legendary monster on two worlds separated by so
many millions of miles? Well, we must organize an expedition to search
for this creature. Now, have you any other fables to add to my little
collection?"
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