American fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, American
“Yes,” he said, “those things are gardens, the gardens of the
Abbey. The canons and people have their houses there.”
“Very comfortable and nice,” said she. “Plenty of grass. And the
trees aren’t bad, either, for town trees. It must be rather fun to
be a canon. As I live,” she cried, turning back into the room,
“you’ve got a Pleyel. This is the first Pleyel I’ve seen in
England. Let me congratulate you on your taste in pianos.” And with
her gloved hands she struck a chord and made a run or two. “You’ll
need the tuner soon, though. It’s just the shadow of a shadow out. I
was brought up on Pleyels. Do you know, I’ve half a mind to make you a
confidence?” she questioned brightly.
“Oh, do make it, I pray you,” he encouraged her.
“Well, then, I believe, if you were to offer me a chair, I believe I
could bring myself to sit down,” she admitted.
“I beg your pardon,” he exclaimed; and she sank rustling into the
chair that he pushed forward.
“Well, now for my business,” said she. “Would you just put this
thing somewhere?” She offered him her sunshade, which he took and
handled somewhat gingerly. “Oh, you needn’t be afraid. It’s quite
tame,” she laughed, “though I admit it looks a bit ferocious. What
a sweet room you’ve got—so manny, and smoky, and booky. Are they all
real books?”
“More or less real,” he answered; “as real as any books ever are
that a fellow gets for review.”
“Oh, you got them for review?” she repeated, with vivacity. “How
terribly exciting. I’ve never seen a book before that’s actually
passed through a reviewer’s hands. They don’t look much the worse
for it. Whatever else you said about them, I trust you didn’t deny
that they make nice domestic ornaments. But this isn’t business. You
wouldn’t call this business?” she enquired, with grave curiosity.
“No, I should call this pleasure,” he assured her, laughing.
“Would you?” She raised her eyebrows. “Ah, but then you’re
English.”
“Aren’t you?” asked he.
“Do I look English?”
“I’m not sure.” He hesitated for a second, studying her. “You
certainly don’t dress English.”
“Heaven forbid Δ She made a fervent gesture. “I’m a miserable
sinner, but at least I’m incapable of that. However, if you were
really kind, you’d affect just a little curiosity to know the errand
to which you owe my presence.”
“I’m devoured by curiosity,” he declared.
Again she raised her eyebrows. “You are? Then why don’t you show
it?”
“Perhaps because I have a sense of humour—amongst other reasons,”
he suggested, smiling.
“Well, since you’re devoured by curiosity, you must know,” she
began; but broke off suddenly—“Apropos, I wonder whether you could
be induced to tell me something.”
“I daresay I could, if it’s anything within my sphere of
knowledge.” He paused, expectant.
“Then tell me, please, why you keep your Japanese fan in your
fireplace,” she requested.
“Why shouldn’t I? Doesn’t it strike you as a good place for it?”
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