American fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, American
“Admirable. But my interest was psychological. I was wondering by what
mental processes you came to hit upon it.”
“Well, then, to be frank, it wasn’t I who hit upon it; it isn’t
my Japanese fan. It’s a conceit of my landlady’s. This is an age of
paradox, you know. Would you prefer silver paper?”
“Must one have one or the other?”
“You’re making it painfully clear,” he cautioned her, “that
you’ve never lived in lodgings.”
“If you go on at this rate,” she retorted, laughing, “I shall
never get my task accomplished. Here are twenty times that I’ve
commenced it, and twenty times you’ve put me off. Shall we now, at
last, proceed seriously to business?”
“Not on my account, I beg. I’m not in the slightest hurry,”
protested he.
“You said you were devoured by curiosity.”
“Did I say that?” He knitted his brow.
“Certainly you did.”
“It must have been aphasia. I meant contentment,” he explained.
“Devoured by contentment?”
“Why not, as well as by curiosity?”
“The phrase is novel,” she mused.
“It’s the occupation of my life to seek for novel phrases,” he
reminded her. “I’m what somebody or other has called a literary
man.”
“And you enjoy what somebody or other has called beating about the
bush?”
“Hugely—with such a fellow-beater,” he responded.
“You drive me to extremities.” She shook her head. “I see
there’s nothing for it but to plunge in médias res. You must know,
then, that I have been asked to call upon you by a friend—by my friend
Miss Johannah Rothe—I beg your pardon; I never can remember that
she’s changed her name—my friend Miss Johannah Silver—but Silver
née Rothe—of Silver Towers, in the County of Sussex.”
“Ah?” said he. “Ah, yes. Then never tell me again that there’s
nothing in intuitions. I’ve never met Miss Silver, but directly you
crossed the threshold of this room, I began to feel vaguely reminded of
her.”
“Oh, there’s a lot in intuitions,” she agreed. “But don’t
think to disconcert me. My friend Miss Silver——”
It was his turn to raise his eyebrows. “Your friend?”
“Considering the sacrifice I’m making on her behalf to-day, it’s
strange you should throw doubt upon my friendship for her,” she
argued.
“You make your sacrifices with a cheerful countenance. I should
never have guessed that you weren’t entirely happy. But forgive
my interruption. You were about to say that your friend Miss
Silver——”
“My occasional friend,” she substituted. “Sometimes, I confess, we
quarrel like everything, and remain at daggers drawn for months. She’s
such a flightly creature, dear Johannah, she not infrequently gets me
into a perfect peck of trouble. But since she’s fallen heir to all
this money, you’d be surprised to behold the devotion her friends
have shown her. I couldn’t very well refuse to follow their example.
One’s human, you see; and one can’t dress like this for nothing, can
one?”
“Upon my word, I’m not in a position to answer you. I’ve never
tried,” laughed he.
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