American fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, American
Indeed, the character, in a story such as I had heard, most likely to
affect a child’s imagination, would pretty certainly have been, not
the hero, but the villain. Mr. Ambrose and his virtues moved one to
scant enthusiasm; but Cardinal Antonelli! In describing him as wicked,
and cruel, and deceitful, my people were simply using the language,
expressing the sentiment, of the country and the epoch: of Italy before
1870. In those days, if you were a Liberal, if you sympathised with the
Italian party, as opposed to the Papal, and especially if you were a
Catholic withal, and so could think no evil of the Pope himself—then
Heaven help the reputation of Cardinal Antonelli! For my part, I saw a
big man in a cassock, with a dark, wolfish face, and a bunch of great
iron keys at his girdle, who prowled continually about the streets of
Rome, attended by a gang of ruffian shim, seeking whom he could kidnap
and put in prison. So that when, not very long after this, we went to
Rome for a visit, my heart misgave me; it seemed as if we were marching
headlong into the ogre’s den, wantonly courting peril. And during the
month or two of our sojourn there, I believe I was never quite easy in
my mind. At any moment we might all be captured, loaded with chains,
and cast into prison: horrible stone dungeons, dark and wet, infested
by rats and spiders, where we should have to sleep on straw, where they
would give us nothing but bread and water to eat and drink.
Charlatan. Impostor.
I didn’t know what the words meant, but they stuck in my memory, and
I felt that they were somehow appropriate. It was during that same visit
to Rome that I had heard them. My Aunt Elizabeth, with whom we were
staying, had applied them, in her vigorous way, to Mr. Ambrose (whom we
had left behind us, in Florence). “Poh! An empty windbag, a canting
egotist, a twopenny-halfpenny charlatan, a cheap impostor,” she had
exclaimed, in the course of a discussion with my father.
Charlatan, impostor: yes, that was it. A man who never did anything but
make himself disagreeable—who never petted you, or played with you,
or told you stories, or gave you things—who never, in fact, took any
notice of you at all, except to frown, and say hist-hist, when you were
enjoying yourself—well, he might be one of the greatest, and best,
and wisest men in the world, but, anyhow, he was a charlatan and an
impostor. I had Aunt Elizabeth’s authority for that.
One day, after our return to Florence, my second-cousin Isabel (she
was thirteen, and I was in love with her)—my second-cousin Isabel was
playing the piano, alone with me, in the schoolroom, when Mr. Ambrose
opened the door, and said, in his testiest manner: “Stop that
noise—stop that noise!”
“He’s a horrid pig,” cried Isabel, as soon as his back was turned.
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