American fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, American
The next morning Victor Field left Vienna for London; but before he left
he wrote a letter to Peter Wohenhoffen. In the course of it he said:
“There was an Englishwoman at your ball last night with the reasoning
powers of a detective in a novel. By divers processes of elimination and
induction, she had formed all sorts of theories about no end of things.
Among others, for instance, he was willing to bet her hali-dome that a
certain Prince Louis Leczinski, who seems to have gone on the spree some
years ago, and never to have come home again—she was willing to bet
anything you like that Leczinski and I—moi qui vous parle—were to
all intents and purposes the same. Who was she, please? Rather a tall
woman, in a black domino, with grey eyes, or greyish-blue, and a nice
voice.”
In the answer which he received from Peter Wohenhoffen towards the
end of the week, Peter said: “There were nineteen Englishwomen at my
mother’s party, all of them rather tall, with nice voices, and grey or
blue-grey eyes. I don’t know what colours their dominoes were. Here is
a list of them.”
The names that followed were names of people whom Victor Field almost
certainly would never meet. The people Victor knew in London were the
sort of people a little literary man might be expected to know. Most of
them were respectable; some of them even deemed themselves rather smart,
and patronised him right Britishly. But the nineteen names in Peter
Wohenhoffen’s list (“Oh, me! Oh, my!” cried Victor) were names to
make you gasp.
All the same, he went a good deal to Hyde Park during the season, and
watched the driving.
“Which of all those haughty high-born beauties is she?” he wondered
futilely.
And then the season passed, and then the year; and little by little, of
course, he ceased to think about her.
One afternoon last May, a man, habited in accordance with the fashion
of the period, stopped before a hairdresser’s shop in Knightsbridge
somewhere, and, raising his hat, bowed to the three waxen ladies who
simpered from the window.
“Oh! It’s Mr. Field!” a voice behind him cried. “What are those
cryptic rites that you’re performing? What on earth are you bowing
into a hairdresser’s window for?”—a smooth, melodious voice,
tinged by an inflection that was half ironical, half bewildered.
“I was saluting the type of English beauty,” he answered, turning.
“Fortunately, there are divergencies from it,” he added, as he met
the puzzled smile of his interlocutrice; a puzzled smile indeed, but,
like the voice, by no means without its touch of irony.
She gave a little laugh; and then, examining the models critically,
“Oh?” she questioned. “Would you call that the type? You place
the type high. Their features are quite faultless, and who ever saw such
complexions?”
“It’s the type, all the same,” said he. “Just as the imitation
marionette is the type of English breeding.”
“The imitation marionette? I’m afraid I don’t follow,” she
confessed.
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