Comedy of Marriage and Other TalesMaupassant, Guy de
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Comedy of Marriage and Other Tales
Maupassant, Guy de
French drama -- Translations into English; Short stories, French -- Translations into English
Hypocrite! You make me thirsty with so much talk. [_Goes to a
chiffonier, where there is a decanter and various liqueurs, and pours
herself out a glass of water. At the instant she begins to drink_, M. de
Sallus _steals up and kisses her on the back of the neck. She turns with
a start and throws the glass of water in his face_.]
M. DE SALLUS
I suppose you think that funny.
MME. DE SALLUS
It may or may not be. Certainly what you have done, or tried to do, was
ridiculous.
M. DE SALLUS
Madeline, I ask--
MME. DE SALLUS
Five--thousand--francs.
M. DE SALLUS
But that would be idiotic.
MME. DE SALLUS
And why?
M. DE SALLUS
Ask me why a husband should pay his wife--his lawful wife--when he has
the right?
MME. DE SALLUS
Oh, no, no. You may have the strength, but I can have my revenge.
M. DE SALLUS
Madeline--
MME. DE SALLUS
Five--thousand--francs.
M. DE SALLUS
I should be an object of ridicule forever if I were to pay my
wife--yes--not only an object of ridicule, but an idiot, an imbecile.
MME. DE SALLUS
Well, don't you think it is still more imbecile, when you have such a
wife as I, to--to go outside and--pay mistresses?
M. DE SALLUS
Madeline, I confess it; but now--we are husband and wife, and it is not
necessary to ruin me, is it?
MME. DE SALLUS
Allow me. When you took your wealth--the wealth which was also partly
mine by marriage--to pay for your folly, you committed an action that
was more than doubtful. In fact, it was criminal, for you ruined me at
the same time you ruined yourself. I use your own language. I have
refrained from asking you more about the folly that is in question;
moreover, the five thousand francs that you must give me will be spent
upon your own house. You must admit that is practical economy. But I
know you; I know that you are never in love with anything that is lawful
and right; so in paying dearly--very dearly, because I shall probably
seek an increase--for what you have the right to take, you will find
our--_liaison_--far more to your taste. [_Smiles_.] Good night, I am
going to bed.
M. DE SALLUS [_angrily_]
Will you take it in cash, or have a cheque?
MME. DE SALLUS [_haughtily_]
I prefer cash.
M. DE SALLUS [_opening a pocketbook_]
I have only three bank-notes. I will give you the rest in a cheque.
[_Writes a cheque and hands it to_ Mme. de Sallus.]
MME. DE SALLUS [_takes the cheque, looks at_ M. de Sallus _with disgust,
and Speaks in harsh tones_]
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