Common Cause: A Novel of the War in AmericaAdams, Samuel Hopkins
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Common Cause: A Novel of the War in America
Adams, Samuel Hopkins
World War, 1914-1918 -- United States -- Fiction
“That’s where you’ve got me,” admitted Jeremy. “It is n’t. But if I take
your ads and then go after you editorially, you’ll claim that we are
double-crossing you.”
In fact this is precisely what the ingenious Dana had purposed doing,
through the lips of his campaign speakers. But he came back promptly
with “The ads are offered without stipulations.”
Jeremy considered. Setting aside the money consideration, the mere
appearance of the P.-U. advertising in The Guardian would notably add
to the paper’s prestige, as an admission that its advertising pull
was essential even to a hostile campaign. He very much wanted that
advertising. Picking up a pencil he scribbled a sentence, conned it,
amended, elided, copied it fair and full and handed it across to the
other.
“Provided that every ad carries this footnote,” he said.
Judge Dana read. “You young hellion!” he murmured, and grinned aslant
and ruefully. He repeated the words on the paper. “This paid advertising
is submitted and accepted without reference to what may appear upon the
subject in the news or advertising columns of The Guardian.”
“All right, is n’t it?” asked Jeremy, in the tone of innocence.
“You young hellion!” said the Judge again, almost affectionately, this
time. His double-cross accusation was gone glimmering. “I’ll go you,
anyway,” he decided. “Do you want the same footnote on my campaign
stuff?”
“No. That’ll speak for itself.”
“Let it speak fair. That’s all I ask. And see here, young man. Twenty
years ago is n’t a fair basis to judge a man on.”
“It is, if the man has n’t changed,” Jeremy shot back.
At what was judged to be the psychological moment, the news was
permitted to seep into the papers of the State that the eminent jurist
Judge Selden Dana was being urged to become a candidate for the
vacancy on the Court of Appeals bench. The method was sedate almost
to demureness. Immediately there blossomed forth fragrant and colorful
editorials, from all corners of the State to form a wreath for the
blushing and débutante candidacy. These constituted an enthusiastic and
determined public demand. Judge Dana urbanely announced that he would
accede to it. The Guardian carried the announcement as news, giving
it due prominence. Thereafter, for several days, Judge Dana, Montrose
Clark, and a number of other important and interested persons, secured
early editions of The Guardian each day with more interest than they
would have cared to admit. When the attack did come, it was in such
peculiar and indeterminate form that there was a general sigh of relief
over a venture foredoomed to fall flat.
On his editorial page, Jeremy had “boxed” a double-column at the
top, with what was obviously the outline of a half-tone photographic
rectangle. But the interior was a blank. Below it ran the legend:
A CANDIDATE ( Fill in the Picture to Suit Yourself)
This was followed by one of the most biting poems from the grimmest
volume of modern American literature, with the attributive line:
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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