Concerning "Bully" Hayes: From "The Strange Adventure of James Shervinton, and Other Stories" - 1902Becke, Louis
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Concerning "Bully" Hayes: From "The Strange Adventure of James Shervinton, and Other Stories" - 1902
Becke, Louis
Adventure stories, Australian; Pacific Area -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Sea stories
each gave him some splendid pieces of hawk-bill shell, and the others
contributed among them a silver ring. Poor girls! they had no more to
give--a grass _titi_ round their shapely loins and a few silver or gold
rings, and ear pendants, being all their worldly wealth and clothing
combined. Our young friend was solemnly cautioned never to let Kapeni
Hesi know about the turtle-shell and other gifts, or his anger would
"eat them up."
On hearing of this farewell testimonial business, the skipper of
the schooner that was taking the young fellow away became greatly
excited--Hayes, he said, would put his own construction on the gifts. To
this, in his youthful innocence, the youth replied that he didn't care,
as it was his business to make a present if he chose; whereupon the
skipper, a jolly old sea-dog named Tom English, told him that that
was all very well, but that he (English) would be looked upon as an
accessory, and Hayes would make him suffer for it when they met again.
"Accessory to what?" said the wondering youth.
"D---- your thick skull, you young ass, why, accessory to makin' love to
his girls."
This amused us immensely, but as the lad saw that English was serious,
and was equally determined not to take the presents back, he wrote
a note as follows and showed it to the old fellow, who said it might
possibly pass with Bully:--
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Below this he added:--
Capt. Hayes,
Dear ------ The above-mentioned I have supplied as per bill.
I will feel obliged if you will pay the 120.00 to any of our
firm's vessels on my account, I hope that, as I have not
charged you native prices, you will pay me soon,
Yours, Ac.
He then handed the bill to old Tuna, and told her that she must give it
to the captain when he reached Nukutavake. When he did meet Bully a long
time afterwards in Samoa, Hayes paid up like a man. But long before
this old Tuna had given the trader's bill and letter to Hayes. Two years
later the young trader found awaiting him at the American Consulate at
Tahiti, the following letter:--
Mr. ------
Dear Sir,--I received your note and bill for supplying some
of my household with some rotten cheese-cloth out of your
store, which you have the infernal impertinence to call
muslin; also, five bottles of stinking bilge-water, labelled
musk. I don't know who you are, but you can tell your
employers from me, that I will see them roasted before I
will give my good money for their filthy and disgusting
Sydney trade goods, and when I drop across you, you will get
a head put on you that will teach you not to again presume
to interfere in my domestic affairs.
Yours very sincerely,
Wm. Henry Hayes.
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