Families -- Fiction; Girls -- Conduct of life -- Fiction; Young women -- Conduct of life -- Fiction
"Then," said her father solemnly, "there would now be nothing left of
you but a skeleton which I would be puzzling my brains over. It would
be somewhat disconcerting, Sally, to find a skeleton of a little girl
among these bones of a past age; very disconcerting, indeed, to find
that of Miss Sally Ladue."
"But how would you know it was Miss Sally Ladue's skeleton?" asked
Sally, her eyes twinkling.
"That is a poser," her father answered. "I should know it, though. If
there were no other means of identifying it, I should know it for Miss
Ladue's by the large bump of inquisitiveness on the skull."
"What's my bump of inquisitiveness?"
The professor turned towards her. "Hand me that skull on my desk, and
I'll show you." Sally obediently handed him the skull. "There it is,"
he continued. "You can see it, although it is not as large as your
own. Come here and let us see if it is."
Sally came.
"The phrenologists," he began, feeling of her head, "would--hello!"
"Ouch!" cried Sally, squirming but giggling irrepressibly,
nevertheless.
"It is a very large bump," said the professor gravely; "unexpectedly
large, even for you. What makes it so large, Sally?"
"I--I fell out of a tree yesterday," Sally said. "I suppose it was
that."
"Ah, yes," the professor returned; "and because the bump was so large
by nature it stuck out in a most inappropriate and uncomfortable way
and was made more inappropriate and uncomfortable. It might be safer
for you if you could fly, like my little lizard."
"I wish I could," said Sally; "I wish I could fly into the top of any
tree I wanted to."
"You find the trees very attractive?"
"Yes, I do," Sally replied, simply. "You can see a lot from the top of
a tall tree. The trouble is that you can't find big enough branches
when you get nearly to the top."
"No," observed the professor, "I can't. If I could, I suppose I might
climb trees oftener. It is very disconcerting to get almost up, just
where the leaves are thickest, and find that I can't get any higher
and can't see anything to speak of, either. And twigs that you
wouldn't hesitate to trust yourself upon, Sally, are not nearly big
enough for me. That," he finished, reflectively, "is, I think, the
only reason why I have given up tree-climbing at such an early age."
Sally chuckled delightedly. "Did you climb trees when you were a boy,
father?"
"Huh! Climb trees! Gracious, yes. Used to run right up one side and
down the other. Tallest trees I could find, too. Hundreds of feet
high. Did I use to climb trees!" The professor turned away in excess
of scorn.
"Oh!" cried Sally, clapping her hands.
"Climb trees!" murmured the professor. "Why, there was one tree that I
remember--"
He was interrupted, at this point, by a gentle knock at the door.
"That sounds like your mother's knock, Sally. Will you be kind enough
to see?"
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