Upon broaching the matter to him, I found him not only willing but
eager, for he himself was in urgent need of £3, and I could spare him
that out of £25, the amount I proposed borrowing. So at lunch-time
we sallied forth, finding our, what shall I call him, banker? in,
and ready to oblige. Indeed it was fatally easy, and I was absurdly
grateful, quite forgetting for the time the other gentleman in the
Adelphi to whom I had to pay £1 every month as interest on a loan of
£10. I handed over the £3 to my friend in need, and at five o'clock
hurried home to find my three visitors ranged along the counter in the
shop. In a lordly manner I paid them off, took their receipts, and we
parted on the best of terms.
My amiability to the agent, however, did not extend to my landlord. I
felt his behaviour to me very, very villainous, especially remembering
the wretched state of the premises for which I paid him rent under
his solemn agreement to keep them in habitable repair. The rain came
through the roof so copiously, that I had to keep tubs up in the top
rooms to prevent the whole house from becoming swamped. The ceilings
were falling down, and the huge cistern supported upon brick piers in
the kitchen was leaking to such an extent that it threatened daily to
collapse and flood us out. So I resolved, as this was the last quarter
of my three years' agreement, to remove before quarter day, and to
refuse to pay him any rent, as a set off against the condition of the
premises he had compelled me to live in so long.
A shop nearly opposite had become vacant by reason of fire which
had gutted the whole house, but it had been restored to its original
condition, or something resembling it, and I took it. I did not blazon
my intention abroad, believing that my few regular customers would
easily find me, but I passed the word around among my acquaintances,
and I make no doubt at all that my present landlord knew of my
intentions perfectly. But he was powerless to prevent me going. Indeed,
I believe that the privilege of leaving the house you hold before
quarter day without fear of distraint for rent is about the only one
possessed by the poor tenant, who is otherwise entirely at the mercy
of his landlord. However, my landlord made no sign, while as the time
approached I made all preparations for flitting. At night, after
closing time, my chum Bob, to whom all violent exercises were a joy,
used to come over and assist me in the transference of my goods from
one house to the other, until we were fairly well fixed in the new
abode, with the exception of our absolute necessaries, such as bedding,
cooking utensils, etc.
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