On the last night, that is the 20th of the month, we worked like
beavers, getting bedsteads across and put up so that the family might
move in and be comfortable. Fortunately it was fine, for we had left
the heaviest things, the piano and two counters, until the last. We
got the two counters over without much difficulty, and then at nearly
1 a.m. we tackled the piano. We wheeled it out and along the pavement
until it was opposite the new home, then lifting it into the roadway
we tried to wheel it across, on its own castors of course. But it was
heavy going, and in the middle of the road we stopped for breath and to
wipe our brows. Suddenly a light beamed across us, and a gruff voice
said, "Now then, what's this ere little game?" We both looked up, and
there stood a huge policeman, who had come up all silently in his
rubber-soled boots, and was shedding the light of his bull's eye on
the scene. For some idiotic reason or another, I burst into yells of
laughter, Bob joined in, and the policeman followed suit. Just three
idiots I suppose. But it was a quaint scene at one in the morning, in
the middle of Lordship Lane.
As soon as we could speak, we explained the situation to him; and
he, bless him for a good fellow, saw it in the right light, pulled
off his heavy coat, and lent a hearty hand, so that the piano was
installed in the new premises in a very short time. Fortunately we
had a little liquid refreshment to offer him, which he accepted in a
becoming spirit, and then said, "Well, boys, I must get around before
my sergeant turns up--he won't understand who I am with my coat off."
And so with hearty good wishes all round we parted.
I had a busy week following, for of necessity I had to do everything
that needed doing to the shop with my own hands, save what Bob did in
the precious hours of his leisure after ten, which he so willingly
devoted to my service. And I managed to spend a sovereign for the
fascia, which was done by a man who was so drunk that he could not
stand on the solid earth, but balanced himself upon a precarious plank
stretched between two high trestles in front of the shop, and splashed
in the letters in magnificent style. I did not watch him, for I fully
expected to see him dashed to death upon the pavement at any moment;
but when on his coming for his money I went out and surveyed his
handiwork, I paid him without a word, for indeed there was absolutely
no fault to find.
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