Away I went in high spirits to Carey Street, but before I got there,
I felt the malign influence of the place upon me, and when I entered
those fateful doors, I was subdued enough. No need for me to enquire
the way now, I went straight to the desk of the official whom I had
encountered before. He looked at me with the same air of nonchalant
aloofness, as of a being from another sphere beyond all such hopes
and fears and sorrows as I might have. Producing the money, I said
submissively, "I have brought the fees you told me were necessary."
"Ah, I think I remember something about it," he replied. "Wanted to
file your own petition, didn't you?" Of course I retold my story, or as
much of it as he would listen to, until he interrupted me with, "Who's
your solicitor?" Again I assured him that I had no money wherewith to
employ a solicitor, and, moreover, I had been assured that the business
was so simple that any man of ordinary intelligence could manage it
himself.
He gave me a pitying glance, and then grunted, "Oh, all right. Take
these forms and fill them up. Anything you don't understand, I'll try
to explain to you." So saying he handed me a most formidable sheaf
of printed documents, wherein I read in the usual involved official
verbiage all sorts of instructions as to my procedure. I had been
fairly well accustomed to official forms, but my heart sank at the
sight of these, for it seemed an utter impossibility that I should ever
make head or tail of them.
However I attacked them boldly, and when I came to a snag I just left
it and went on to the next. By the end of an hour, I had done something
to all the forms, but it was very little, and I took them back to the
man at the desk with a modest request that he would explain some of the
difficulties to me. As he glanced over the sheets a deep frown gathered
over his brow, and he presently growled. "Look here, why the devil
don't you get a solicitor? You'll never do this yourself, and I can't
be bothered showing you. I've got my work to do." (In my innocence
I had imagined that what I was asking him to do was his work.) I
patiently explained to him my position once more, for though naturally
prone to resent injustice and high-handed officialdom, my spirit was
sadly broken and lent itself to being bullied, up to a certain point.
So he did some more explaining, but with very bad grace, and with a
manner exactly like that of a coarse-minded usher with a very dull
and frightened small boy. I paid all the attention I could, took the
forms away, and had another hour at them. Then I came to an absolute
deadlock, and though I very much disliked going to him again, I was
compelled to do so. He took the documents from me in grim silence,
glanced at them, and then said with much emphasis, "Oh! this'll never
do. Messenger!" The messenger appearing, my mentor queried of him, "Is
old hard-hat about?" "I think so," replied the messenger. "Well, go and
tell him I want him," and the messenger departed.
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