Pending his return I waited, still like the school-boy at the master's
desk, wondering mightily who "old hard-hat" might be, and what he could
have to do with me, or I with him. As he was rather long in coming,
I grew mildly impatient, and ventured to ask who had been sent for.
The man behind the desk replied sharply, "You've got to be identified,
and you can't possibly do that yourself." "Well," I answered, "how in
the name of common sense can a man whom I have never seen or heard of
identify me?"
"Oh," he grunted, "you've got nothing to do with that. It's just a
legal form, that's all." I might have said some more, but just then the
person we were waiting for arrived. A tall slender figure in brown,
with an auburn wig and no teeth. He had a placid yet decided way with
him, and reminded me, oddly enough, of Charles Lamb, from what I had
read of that gentle soul, and such portraits as I had seen of him.
Coming direct to my mentor, the new comer said, "You sent for me, I
believe, Mr Blank." "Yes," replied the clerk, "take this man away,
and see if you can get him out of the muddle he is in with those
documents." Mr Hardhat, for so I must call my new acquaintance, turned
to me and murmured, "Will you come over to this table with me?" I went,
but on arriving there, I said, "Look here, before we go any further,
are you a solicitor sent for to help me?" He replied, to the best of
my recollection, that he was, but not in regular business; in short
I gathered, I do not know how, that he had either never passed his
examination, or that he had for some reason not been able to carry on a
regular business, and that he now attended that building regularly in
the hope of picking up such chance jobs as mine promised to be.
Upon finding this out, I immediately made it plain to him that I was
utterly unable to incur a solicitor's bill, that I had been told by
people in authority that there was nothing in Bankruptcy procedure to
prevent an unhappy debtor from doing his own business; and although I
had not in the least realised what an unpleasant business it was, I was
bound to go through with it. He heard me out with great patience, and
then said mildly, "Yes, I know that theoretically it is possible for a
debtor to do his own business here, but practically it is not possible.
As to paying me for the assistance I can give you, please don't let
that trouble you at all. I am quite willing to do my best for you, and
let the question of payment (it will be a mere trifle in any case)
stand over until you come upon happier times. If you never pay me it
will not ruin me, and I might as well be helping you as doing nothing.
Please let us get to work, and say no more about it."
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