I must pass rapidly over several other adventures at that fatal shop,
such as my putting a handful of soft soap in my mouth in mistake for
honey, and exuding soapsuds from every pore for hours as it seemed,
eating greedily of ipecacuanha lozenges and worm tablets, both given me
by the light porter, with equally disastrous results, until one fateful
Saturday night came with the remark from the manager as he handed me my
four shillings and sixpence, that I was too volatile for his business,
and that as he did not want a post-mortem on the premises, I had
better not trouble to return on Monday morning. Which valediction I
received as quite in keeping with the recognised scheme of things as
far as I was concerned.
But I could not help feeling that a crisis in my affairs had arrived,
and I dared not return to my lodging with the now too familiar remark,
"I've got the sack," so forgathering with another boy, similarly
situated, I cut loose from such conventionalities as I had hitherto
preserved; and after a riotous expenditure of sixpence in fried fish
and chips and gingerbeer, we climbed the railings of Kensington
Gardens, and creeping like Indians through the gloom, ensconced
ourselves within the shrubbery by the Serpentine under a heap of plant
matting, and slept soundly till morning.
That was the beginning of an Arab life in the great city, which, I
suppose, must have had a certain charm for me, in that it was made
up almost entirely of exciting episodes, tempered by the two salient
factors of cold and hunger. I can never remember being warm and
well fed together for more than an hour or two at a time, and those
occasions were so rare as to mark their occurrence indelibly as periods
to be reckoned from. I had no prevision, no ambition except to get
a good feed and a warm place to sleep, no anxiety save to avoid the
policeman, for the School Board Official was not yet in existence, nor
as far as I was aware, any other person whose business it was to look
after waifs and strays such as I was.
Now, curiously enough, one fact stands out in great prominence for
which I cannot account at all. It will have been noticed that I had, to
put it mildly, no excessive scruples as to taking what did not belong
to me, if I thought I needed it; but one thing I would not, could not,
did not do, was beg. In the whole of that adventurous time of which
I am writing, and afterwards when I was stranded in strange places
between voyages in the early days, although I often suffered most acute
pangs of hunger, I never once asked alms. And that, I think, will be
found quite characteristic of the London street boy. It is a curious,
and, I think, not unsatisfactory feature in his make-up. But there is
no denying that we were all predatory in the highest degree. And this
habit grew upon us, well, I had better say me, in a case of this kind;
until when the lot fell upon me to do the "nicking" for the party, I
went and did it with the most natural air in the world.
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