I have now a curious notion that I was too willing, because I know
that I must have made him forget how puny an urchin I was, or he would
never have sent me on the errands he did. One of these in the early
days of my service with him stands out, salient, against the background
of memory. It was in the early days of the Metropolitan Railway, which
then ran only from Shepherd's Bush to Moorgate Street. There was a
funny little primitive station at Westbourne Park, which was but a mile
from our shop, and one day, giving me a few pence for my half-fare,
he despatched me to Shoreditch to fetch something, I knew not what,
for which he had given me an order in a sealed envelope. Proud as
possible, I dashed off, took my ticket at Westbourne Park for the City,
and arriving at Moorgate Street, inquired my way to Shoreditch, which
I reached without any difficulty. A salesman took my order, looked
at me, and said loftily, "Ow yer goin' ter take it?" In reply I only
stared dumbly, because I had no idea what "it" was. He shrugged his
shoulders and retired, presently bringing forward an iron drum full of
treacle, which he plumped before me, saying, "There y' are." I looked
at it helplessly for a moment, and then looked at him; but seeing no
encouragement in his eye, essayed to lift it, and found that I could
just manage to raise it an inch or two from the floor.
"Can't carry it," I said.
"Nothin' to do wi' me," he replied, taking it up--oh, so easily, I
thought--and putting it outside on the pavement. I did not need telling
what that meant, and so calling my wits to work, I did the best I knew,
that is, I turned it over on its side and rolled it! Yes, I rolled it
along Shoreditch, up Worship Street, and along Finsbury Pavement, until
I came opposite Moorgate Street Station, where I halted, baffled by the
width of that great highway. But a kindly costermonger came to my aid,
and, finding what the trouble was, uttered many strange words about the
behaviour of whoever had sent such a kid on an errand of this kind;
then, hoisting the drum on his barrow, he wheeled it across the road
and deposited it within the station. Thence I rolled it to the steps
and managed to work it down them on to the platform (I am afraid I
quite forgot to thank my kind helper), where it was lifted into the van
by a sympathetic guard, and we rattled off to Westbourne Park. Arriving
there, and being helped again by the tender-hearted guard aforesaid,
I rolled my incubus into a dark corner, and fled shopwards, pantingly
explaining on arrival that I wanted the "truck." Granted, with gloomy
brows, by the boss.
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