New England -- Fiction; New England -- Politics and government -- Fiction
"All the time I talked to him I didn't see a muscle move in his face,"
Jethro continued, "so I started in again, and he looked--looked--looked
right at me. W-wouldn't wink--don't think he winked once while I was in
that room. I watched him as close as I could, and I watched to see if a
muscle moved or if I was makin' any impression. All he would do was to
stand there and look--look--look. K-kept me there ten minutes and never
opened his mouth at all. Hardest man to talk to I ever met--never see a
man before but what I could get him to say somethin', if it was only a
cuss word. I got tired of it after a while, made up my mind that I had
found one man I couldn't move. Then what bothered me was to get out of
that room. If I'd a had a Bible I believe I'd a read it to him. I didn't
know what to say, but I did say this after a while:--"'W-well, Mr.
President, I guess I've kept you long enough--g-guess you're a pretty
busy man. H-hope you'll give Mr. Prescott that postmastership. Er--er
good-by.'
"'Wait, sir,' he said.
"'Yes,' I said, 'I-I'll wait.'
"Thought you was goin' to give him that postmastership, Mr. Bass,' he
said."
At this point the senator could not control his mirth, and the empty
corridor echoed his laughter.
"By thunder! what did you say to that?"
"Er--I said, 'Mr. President, I thought I was until a while ago.'
"'And when did you change your mind?' says he."
Then he laughed a little--not much--but he laughed a little.
"'I understand that your old soldier lives within the limits of the
delivery of the Brampton office,' said he."
"'That's correct, Mr. President,' said I."
"'Well,' said he, 'I will app'int him postmaster at Brampton, Mr. Bass.'"
"'When?' said I."
Then he laughed a little more.
"I'll have the app'intment sent to your hotel this afternoon,' said he."
"'Then I said to him, 'This has come out full better than I expected, Mr.
President. I'm much obliged to you.' He didn't say nothin' more, so I
come out."
"Grant didn't say anything about Worthington or Duncan, did he?" asked
the senator, curiously, as he rose to go.
"G-guess I've told you all he said," answered Jethro; "'twahn't a great
deal."
The senator held out his hand.
"Bass," he said, laughing, "I believe you came pretty near meeting your
match. But if Grant's the hardest man in the Union to get anything out
of, I've a notion who's the second." And with this parting shot the
senator took his departure, chuckling to himself as he went.
As has been said, there were but few visitors in Washington at this time,
and the hotel corridor was all but empty. Presently a substantial-looking
gentleman came briskly in from the street, nodding affably to the colored
porters and bell-boys, who greeted him by name. He wore a flowing Prince
Albert coat, which served to dignify a growing portliness, and his
coal-black whiskers glistened in the light. A voice, which appeared to
come from nowhere in particular, brought the gentleman up standing.
"How be you, Heth?"
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