Conrad in Quest of His Youth: An Extravagance of TemperamentMerrick, Leonard
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Conrad in Quest of His Youth: An Extravagance of Temperament
Merrick, Leonard
Theater -- Great Britain -- Fiction
"Not but what Herbert's the best of boys," she added. "If it weren't
that----" She hesitated, she endeavoured to look confused. "The fact
is, he's--he's jealous, he's a very jealous man. Not that he has any
reason to be--not exactly. Of course I'm awfully fond of him; he's a
dear old silly! But I mean to say I can't help it when men want to
talk to me--now can I? If I get half-a-dozen men round me, even though
we're only talking about the simplest thing, he doesn't like it. Of
course it makes it awfully awkward for me socially."
"It must," responded Conrad; "yes, I can understand that."
"I tell him he should have married a different woman." She giggled.
"Ah, but how unreasonable of you!" he said. "Then--if they won't mind
being disturbed--I am really to see your children?"
"Oh, they won't mind at all, but I'm afraid you'll find them very
untidy--they've just been having high jinks."
She led him to them presently, and slammed the door behind her. It
shook his thoughts to the clergyman's description of Mrs. Page.
Heredity again, perhaps. Two girls of about twelve or fourteen years
of age and a boy in a pinafore were sitting at a table. At their
mother and the visitor's entrance, they all took their hands off the
cloth and stared.
"And so this is the family?" cried Conrad, trying to sound
enthusiastic. "How do you do? And will you say 'how do you do' to me,
my little man?"
Three limp hands flopped to him in turn, and he stood contemplating the
group, while the lady cooed silly questions to them, and elicited dull,
constrained replies. They were not attractive children; they were
indeed singularly uninteresting children--even for other people's,
whose virtues seldom strike us vividly. To Conrad, who failed to allow
sufficiently for their shyness, they appeared stupidity personified.
"Yes," and "No," they answered; and their eyes were round, and their
mouths ajar. Like all children, from the lower to the middle classes
inclusive, they proclaimed instantaneously the social stratum of their
parents. With a monosyllable a child will do this. It is by no means
impossible for a man to exchange remarks with a girl from a show-room,
and at the end of five minutes to be still uncertain to what class she
belongs. But when the intrusive little cub in the sailor suit romps up
to her, he betrays the listless beauty's entourage with the first
slovenly words he drops.
"Have your cousins any children, Mr. Warrener?"
"Yes," he said, "oh yes, they have three or four each." He was
speculating what individuality lay concealed behind the vacant fronts.
Their mother had been no older than the eldest when he was sick with
romance for her--oh, positively "romance," although its expression had
been ludicrous in that period. Was it possible that these meaningless
little girls also had precocity and sweethearts? Appalling
thought--had Mary been so unpleasant? Had he idealised a dirty mouth?
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