Conrad in Quest of His Youth: An Extravagance of TemperamentMerrick, Leonard
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Conrad in Quest of His Youth: An Extravagance of Temperament
Merrick, Leonard
Theater -- Great Britain -- Fiction
"Oh, I don't know. I heard the 'great' Miss Hayward wanted thirty
Extra-ladies to go on in the ball scene. It was twenty-five bob a
week--she wanted picked women--it would just have done me. Lil Rayburn
lent me her little squirrel coat and a black velvet hat. I tell you I
looked a treat when I went down! There were three hundred and forty
girls waiting; we were sent across the stage thirty at the time. The
great Hayward sat in the stalls, with her pince-nez up. 'You!' she
said, pointing; 'the one in the squirrel coat!' So I went to her. 'I
think you'll do,' she drawled; 'you know what the money is?'
'Twenty-five, Miss Hayward,' I said, 'isn't it?' 'No, a guinea,' she
said, 'it doesn't matter to _you_.' 'Thank you,' I said, 'I've got to
keep myself out of _my_ salary--_I_ haven't got a man, and a flat!'
Potter, the agent, was in an awful stew--'Oh, you shouldn't have spoken
to Miss Hayward like that!' 'To _hell_!' I said."
"Cat!" cried Rosalind. "Because you were well-dressed?"
"Yes; and if I had gone shabby, she wouldn't have noticed me at all....
You know I've been in the Variety business since you saw me?"
"The music-halls! You haven't?"
"Straight! I was one of the Four Sisters Tarantelle. Jolly good
money--I got five pounds a week when we worked two shows a night; I
never got less than three ten. I can't get it on the stage."
"Why did you give them up? But the tips are very heavy, aren't they?"
"They weren't heavy for _me_, I didn't tip anybody except the dresser.
Chloe made the engagements, so Chloe could pay the tips. Trust this
child! What does make you sick in that business is the comedians, with
the red noses and the umbrellas--they're always after you. There was a
little brute in one show--his wife was in the bill, too; she did
sentimental ballads. Well! how he could let her travel _I_ don't know.
It _was_ her last week, but she wasn't fit to be working so long, we
almost expected any night---- And there he was after me all the time!
'I shall write to you, Tattie--I see you go to Balham, and Walham Green
next week!' 'Who gave you leave to call me "Tattie?"' I said; 'you low
cur, I wish I was a man, to give you a good hiding!' I did pity his
wife. She never spoke to me--she used to pass me in the wings with her
head turned away; I suppose she thought I was as bad as _he_ was. I
said to her one evening when she was ill, 'Can I get you anything,
Miss----' I forget what her name was. 'No, I thank you, Miss
Tarantelle,' she said--like that; wouldn't look at me! I _was_ so
sorry for her. Poor little woman, what a life!"
Rosalind shuddered. After a pause, she said:--
"You're well out of it, dear."
"Except for the money. I expect I'll go back to it as soon as I can.
I had a contract for a year--they wanted the option of renewing for
another year."
"_They_ were to have the option?"
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