Conrad in Quest of His Youth: An Extravagance of TemperamentMerrick, Leonard
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Conrad in Quest of His Youth: An Extravagance of Temperament
Merrick, Leonard
Theater -- Great Britain -- Fiction
"'Some folks want power and riches, and really will not
be denied,
And when they've accomplished their object, they are
very far from satisfied;
A fig for your wealth and your power, for riches I care
not a jot;
Contented am I--yes! and happy--I'm quite satisfied
with my lot.'"
"Inappropriate," said Rosalind under her breath, "isn't it?"
The vocalist looked up again, for now she knew the words;--
"'I'm not tired of England, I've no wish to roam,
There's a little six-roomed house that's my home, sweet home;
My house is my castle--who is my pride and joy?
Why! his Royal Highness the King of the Castle, my little baby boy.'"
When she had shrilled the chorus times without number she withdrew, and
Conrad said,
"Can't we go and sit further back where we can talk? Look at all those
chairs over there."
"If you like. What do you think of her?"
"She can't sing."
"Oh, that's a detail. But she doesn't _work_ the song."
"How do you mean?"
"Didn't you feel what she ought to do? Well, of course you wouldn't!
'His Royal Highness the King' line ought to bring the house down.
Wouldn't _I_ make it 'go!'"
"Show me," he begged. "There's nobody looking."
So in the corner that they had found, she hummed the bars, and showed
him.
"Oh, aren't you clever!" he exclaimed. "What a pretty voice you have!
Perhaps you're--er--fond of babies?"
"If you mean 'have I got any children?' no, I haven't. That was an
actress, not a mother. I've no ring on--did you think I was married?"
"Well, you looked so very devoted, I wondered for a moment."
"Are _you_?"
"Suddenly," said Conrad, gazing at her.
"'Suddenly'--what?"
"Devoted."
"I meant 'married,'" she explained.
"I?" he said. "Good heavens!"
"Don't be so astonished!--such a thing has happened to men."
"Yes, but I'm not a marrying man."
"I think most men say they aren't marrying men till they say, 'Will you
marry me?' It's a pity they change their mind so often."
"I have pitied them myself."
"Them?" she said. "The girls, you mean! A man begins to be in love
much sooner than a woman, but he finishes much sooner too."
"Well, that's why marriage was invented," said Conrad. "The man brings
the fervour, and the woman brings the faithfulness. You can't combine
better qualities."
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