Conscript 2989: Experiences of a Drafted Man — John Shaqi
Conscript 2989: Experiences of a Drafted ManCrump, Irving
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Conscript 2989: Experiences of a Drafted Man
Crump, Irving
Military training camps -- United States; United States. Army -- Military life; World War, 1914-1918
I can’t guess how many he shaved. The line stretched the length of the
dormitory from breakfast to dinner time. The men dabbed their brush into
a single basin of cold water and moistened their faces while standing in
line. Then as they moved on they soaped and lathered their own faces and
rubbed it in thoroughly. And by the time they reached the plank their
bristles needed only a final application of lather and Giuseppi got busy
with the razor.
He is a wonder. All he did this morning was strop and shave, strop and
shave, and at ten cents a head—no I mean face—(twenty cents a head, only
no hair cut on Sunday) I guess he made a fair week’s wages. As each
victim left the planks, said victim wiped the remaining lather from his
face, ears and nose and applied his own talcum powder.
Perhaps Giuseppi’s business was increased by his announcement: “No shava
for tree days now. To-morrow I getta da needle for twice times. No can
use my arm vara moch.”
Which reminds me that I am scheduled for my second inoculation
to-morrow.
I have been discovering some of the unknown who are in our midst.
Unearthed a popular song writer (whose income before he adopted the
dollar-a-day job for Uncle Sam was reputed to be $10,000 a year). I
didn’t unearth him really. He bobbed up this morning, when several of
the fellows were playing mouth organs, and now, behold, he’s organizing
a glee club. Then there is a linguist, who is fresh from the biggest
financial institution in the world where he handled all their French and
Spanish translation work. He has started a class in French which is in
session for an hour every evening. We are all _Parlez vous_-ing with
more or less (mostly more) inaccuracies. But what we lack in accent and
correct pronunciation we make up for in genuine Parisian gestures. Oh,
we’re there all right.
Another of our enterprising members is a well-known landscape gardener,
who, in co-operation with one of our several architects, has organized a
campaign for a “barracks beautiful,” all of which doesn’t mean very much
to most of us, but gives them a good opportunity to dispose of their
spare time. Our afternoons have been spent in pulling stumps in the
vicinity of the barracks and grading the street and dooryard until now
no one would ever recognize it for the same place. But the landscape
gardener has carried the work a bit further and with the assistance of
several of us, including myself, gone off into the woods and dug up a
score or more of pine and cedar saplings about five feet high. These
have been transplanted in the form of a hedge around our barracks, on
top of a tiny terrace, and they certainly soften the outlines of the
unpainted building and add a touch of that which is lacking in the
vicinity of most of the structures.
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