Conscript 2989: Experiences of a Drafted ManCrump, Irving
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Conscript 2989: Experiences of a Drafted Man
Crump, Irving
Military training camps -- United States; United States. Army -- Military life; World War, 1914-1918
And then he explained that this was a new restaurant not yet opened for
patronage. He expected to open up in a day or maybe two. But, of course,
he could not turn away two hungry soldiers, never. _Merci non!_ He had
nothing to serve us with, but what were our desires? Express them and he
would send out for the provisions, cook them and serve them. Steak!
Indeed, yes. In twenty minutes we would have a wonderful steak, French
fried potatoes, salad, coffee and ice cream. Jean would attend to it.
And Jean did. He rustled up the steak and the rest and we alone occupied
the restaurant, and soon were eating the most delicious piece of beef we
believed we had ever put our teeth through. The bill! Nothing; nothing
at all—what?—well if we insist, one dollar each. Thank you! And now here
is a pen and some ink. You will please autograph each bill and behold,
when you return from glorious France, covered with glorious glory, you
should come in and see these two bills—the first money taken in at the
restaurant—framed and hanging there over the desk. And so, I suppose,
the future generation of visitors to R—— will be able to view these
immortal monuments to our—I don’t know what, unless it be our khaki
uniforms—hanging there in the French restaurant possibly surrounded by
wreaths as each anniversary of day before yesterday rolls ’round.
We got the ten-thirty train for the city, and we almost got into trouble
too; or at least I did, for as we hurried into the smoker whom should I
see sitting buried in a magazine but the First Lieutenant of our
Company. Had he made the trip the same way we did? I don’t know and, of
course, I didn’t ask. We just walked through the car very swiftly and he
never looked up.
It was fifteen minutes of midnight when I arrived home, let myself in
with my latch key which I have been carrying as a silent reminder of my
former terrifically wild (?) career; routed out the folks, and sat
swathed in bath-robe and dressing-gown until 3 o’clock, just talking. It
was bully. And then I tumbled into my own bed and slept and slept and
slept. I woke up at reveille all right—(it was just daylight)—grinned,
rolled over and slept and slept and slept some more.
Then I had a real bath in a real tub with real hot water, and a lot of
real things to eat and real cigars to smoke and real friends to talk
with until five o’clock in the afternoon, when I crawled into my
regimentals once more, and went out to meet Billy by appointment.
Going back via R—— route (which was necessary) curtailed our leave which
really continues until to-morrow morning at reveille, but then we were
very happy; so happy that when we arrived in R—— we chartered a taxi-cab
for the twenty mile drive out here and now I’m nearly frozen through
from the cold wind that blew in at us. And I’m tired, too, but I’m happy
and ready to turn in ten minutes before taps.
Monday:
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