Conscript 2989: Experiences of a Drafted ManCrump, Irving
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Conscript 2989: Experiences of a Drafted Man
Crump, Irving
Military training camps -- United States; United States. Army -- Military life; World War, 1914-1918
Here mess kits were served to each of us, and though we did not know the
combination that unlocked the mysterious looking things, we were glad to
get them, because they added so much to the dozen and one things we were
already carrying. Then, completely smothering us, came two tremendous
horse blankets and a comforter. Those comforters were everything their
name implies. Not only did they afford warmth, but amusement as well.
They ranged in shades from baby blue and pink to cerise and lavender,
and some one with a sense of humour must have distributed them. The
stout, pudgy, black-haired Italian to my left reposes under the
voluminous folds of a beautiful pink creation, and across the room sits
a huge Irishman, with hands as big as hams and shoulders of a giant,
with a baby blue comforter wrapped about him. Mine is a bewitching old
rose. But, believe me, it’s there with the quality if it isn’t much on
looks. I found that out last night.
Then, after the Sergeant showed us where we bunked and where we could
expect to find something to eat about supper time, every one left us
severely alone, which was mostly what we wanted, because we all had a
lot on our mind between homesickness and that blessed “needle.” But
there was some work to do, such as stuffing mattresses with hay,
sweeping out the barracks and similar occupations until bed time.
[Illustration: A baby blue comforter wrapped about him.]
Some one, who had evidently heard some weird tales about the punishment
meted out to those who overslept at camp, brought an alarm clock along
with him, and the blooming thing went off at 4 A.M. Of course we got up,
switched the lights on over head, and proceeded to get dressed with that
resigned now-what-are-you-going-to-do-with-us air.
But dressing was interrupted by a string of the most beautiful cusses I
ever heard, coming downstairs just in advance of a mighty mad looking
Sergeant:
“Who in —— tarnation bow-wows has got that —— alarm clock? Pitch it out
the —— window, and git back to bed.”
It went and we went. But that’s as far as we could go. Thoughts of the
“needle” and other forms of torture which we were to face in a few short
hours kept most of us awake until a quarter after five, when every
officer in camp began to blow letter-carrier whistles. Then we all got
up and were introduced to some physical exercises guaranteed to stretch
every muscle in our makeup. I took a cold shower bath after mine, and
was the object of interest of the entire barracks. Great stuff (I mean
the shower).
Most of us might have been tolerably happy after that, if it hadn’t been
for the fact that every man in uniform made some evil suggestion about
the “needle.” And when they saw us all, white and corpsey looking and
more or less unsteady on our legs, line up in front of the barracks and
march off under our Second Lieutenant, the groans and sorry faces they
feigned were enough to make one’s blood run cold. And then we got the
“needle.”
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