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Evan paused and peered up at the big man through his round spectacles,
a calm, self-sufficient, unemotional little figure of a man. The word
little is used in comparison to Deputy Jenney, for the professor was
not undersized.
“Were you speaking to me?” he asked.
“You’re the skunk that wrote that piece about me,” shouted Deputy
Jenney.
“I certainly wrote an article in which you were mentioned,” said Evan,
who, apparently, had not the least idea he stood in imminent danger of
destruction.
“I’ll teach ye, confound ye!... I’ll show ye how to git free with
folkses’ names.” Here the deputy applied with generous tongue a number
of descriptive epithets. “When I git through with you,” he continued,
“you won’t waggle a pen for a day or two.” And then, quite without
warning the professor to make ready for battle, the deputy swung his
great arm, with an enormous open hand flailing at its extremity, and
slapped Evan just under his left ear. Evan left the place on which
he had been standing suddenly and completely, bringing up in the
road a dozen feet away dazed, astounded, feeling as if something had
fallen upon him from a great height. It was his first experience with
physical violence. Never before had a man struck him. His sensations
were conflicting--when his head cleared sufficiently to enable him to
perceive sensations. He had been struck and knocked down! He, Evan
Bartholomew Pell, whose life was organized on a plane high above street
brawls, had been slapped on the jaw publicly, had been tumbled head
over heels ignominiously!
He sat up dizzily and raised his hand to his eyes as if to assure
himself his spectacles were in place. They were not. He stared up at
Deputy Jenney with vague bewilderment, and Deputy Jenney laughed at him.
Then Evan lost track of events temporarily. Something went wrong with
his highly trained reasoning faculties; in short, these faculties
ceased to function. He sprang to his feet, wholly forgetful of his
spectacles, and leaped upon Deputy Jenney, uttering a cry of rage.
Now Evan had not the least idea what was needful to be done by a man
who went into battle; he lost sight of the fact that a man of his
stature could not reasonably expect to make satisfactory progress in
tearing apart a man of Jenney’s proportions. Of one thing alone he was
conscious, and that was a desire to strew the deputy about the road in
fragments.
Some one who saw the fracas described it later, and his phrase is worth
retaining. “The professor,” said this historian, “jest kind of b’iled
up over Jenney.”
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