MENENIUS. The augurer tells me we shall have news tonight.
BRUTUS. Good or bad?
MENENIUS. Not according to the prayer of the people, for they
love
not Marcius.
SICINIUS. Nature teaches beasts to know their friends.
MENENIUS. Pray you, who does the wolf love?
SICINIUS. The lamb.
MENENIUS. Ay, to devour him, as the hungry plebeians would the
noble Marcius.
BRUTUS. He's a lamb indeed, that baas like a bear.
MENENIUS. He's a bear indeed, that lives like a lamb. You two
are
old men; tell me one thing that I shall ask you.
BOTH TRIBUNES. Well, sir.
MENENIUS. In what enormity is Marcius poor in that you two have
not
in abundance?
BRUTUS. He's poor in no one fault, but stor'd with all.
SICINIUS. Especially in pride.
BRUTUS. And topping all others in boasting.
MENENIUS. This is strange now. Do you two know how you are
censured
here in the city- I mean of us o' th' right-hand file? Do
you?
BOTH TRIBUNES. Why, how are we censur'd?
MENENIUS. Because you talk of pride now- will you not be angry?
BOTH TRIBUNES. Well, well, sir, well.
MENENIUS. Why, 'tis no great matter; for a very little thief of
occasion will rob you of a great deal of patience. Give your
dispositions the reins, and be angry at your pleasures- at
the
least, if you take it as a pleasure to you in being so. You
blame
Marcius for being proud?
BRUTUS. We do it not alone, sir.
MENENIUS. I know you can do very little alone; for your helps
are
many, or else your actions would grow wondrous single: your
abilities are too infant-like for doing much alone. You talk
of
pride. O that you could turn your eyes toward the napes of
your
necks, and make but an interior survey of your good selves! O
that you could!
BOTH TRIBUNES. What then, sir?
MENENIUS. Why, then you should discover a brace of unmeriting,
proud, violent, testy magistrates-alias fools- as any in
Rome.
SICINIUS. Menenius, you are known well enough too.
MENENIUS. I am known to be a humorous patrician, and one that
loves
a cup of hot wine with not a drop of allaying Tiber in't;
said to
be something imperfect in favouring the first complaint,
hasty
and tinder-like upon too trivial motion; one that converses
more
with the buttock of the night than with the forehead of the
morning. What I think I utter, and spend my malice in my
breath.
Meeting two such wealsmen as you are- I cannot call you
Lycurguses- if the drink you give me touch my palate
adversely, I
make a crooked face at it. I cannot say your worships have
deliver'd the matter well, when I find the ass in compound
with
the major part of your syllables; and though I must be
content to
bear with those that say you are reverend grave men, yet they
lie
deadly that tell you you have good faces. If you see this in
the
map of my microcosm, follows it that I am known well enough
too?
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