This letter lets us see what were some of Peters' weaknesses. He was vastly loquacious, so that Colonel Lockart had to see to it that he did not "importune the Cardinal with too long speeches," and he was conceited, self-opinionated, and meddlesome, interfering in matters beyond his province, so that the Colonel was heartily glad to be rid of him from Dunkirk. That there was humour in Hugh Peters, not unfrequently running into profanity, would appear from a work, "The Tales and Jests of Mr. Hugh Peters, collected into one volume; published by one that hath formerly been conversant with the Author in his lifetime; dedicated to Mr. John Goodwin and Mr. Philip Nye." London, 1660. These appeared in the same year under a different title--"Hugh Peters, his figaries, or his merry tales and witty jests both in city, town, and country." It was reprinted by James Caulfield in 1807. A few of these will suffice. Peters had preached for two hours; the sands in the hour-glass had run out. He observed it, and turning it over, said to his hearers: "Come, let us have another glass!" Once he preached: "Beware, young men, of the three W's--Wine, Women, and Tobacco. Now Tobacco, you will say, does not begin with a W. But what is Tobacco but a weed?" Another of his jests in the pulpit was, "England will never prosper till one hundred and fifty are taken away." The explanation is L L L--Lords, Lawyers, and Levites. Preaching on the devils entering into the swine (S. Mark v. 23), he said that the miracle illustrated three English proverbs:-- 1. That the devil will rather play at small game than sit out. 2. That those must needs go forward whom the devil drives. 3. That at last he brought his hogs to a fair market. It was a favourite saying of Peters that in Christendom there were neither scholars enough, gentlemen enough, nor Jews enough; for, said he, if there were more scholars there would not be so many pluralists in the Church; if there were more gentry, so many born would not be reckoned among them; if there were more Jews, so many Christians would not practise usury. One rainy day Oliver Cromwell offered Peters his greatcoat. "No, thank you," replied his chaplain; "I would not be in your coat for a thousand pounds." Discoursing one day on the advantage Christians had in having the Gospel preached to them--"Verily," said he, "the Word hath a free passage amongst you, for it goes in at one ear and out at the other." Preaching on the subject of duties, he said:-- "Observe the three fools in the Gospel, who, being bid to the wedding supper, every one had his excuse-- "1. He that had hired a farm and must go see it. Had he not been a fool, he would have seen it before hiring it. "2. He that had bought a yoke of oxen and must go try them. He also was a fool, because he did not try them before he bought them.