Country life -- England -- Fiction; Short stories, English; Working class -- England -- Fiction
And as the man came closer one could see that on the top of that great
body there was a handsome, gipsy face with coal-black beard and hair
curling crisply, and dark eyes that might have flashed if they would,
but that were soft and velvety as those of his own little daughter,
while the mouth smiled almost tremulously, showing a row of even, white
teeth.
“Why ain’t ye at work?” said the wife as the Adonis came up.
“’Ere, Jerry, I wants a word with ye,” called one of the young fellows
on the wall.
“You budge if you dare,” said the little woman, setting her lips
together.
“Don’t ye stop to be bullied, man,” laughed another one yonder. “What be
the good of a good time if ye pay for it next day this way?”
But the Adonis only smiled a charming smile, looking from one to the
other.
“Why ain’t ye at work?” repeated his wife.
“It be close upon dinner-time,” answered the man good-humouredly. “It
weren’t worth while goin’ up there for less nor ’arf a hour.”
“What—ye don’t mean to tell me ye ’aven’t been to work at all?” screamed
the little woman. “’Close upon,’ indeed! ’Aven’t ye got turned off jobs
times untold ’cos o’ ‘close upon’? It be allers ‘close upon’ dinner-time
or tea-time or leavin’ off time wi’ you! If Major Dennis turns ye off
again, ’e won’t take ye on no more, and you know that well enough!”
“I wouldn’t stand it, I wouldn’t,” laughed the demon at the corner.
Jerry looked doubtfully from one to the other, still smiling; then
something that was almost a flash of anger came from the soft, dark
eyes.
“And I be dashed if I do,” said he, taking off his cap and digging his
great fingers into the crisp, black curls! “A man must ’ave ’is bit o’
leisure, damn it all! I’ve worked for the Major nigh upon five
years....”
There was a roar of laughter at this, and Jerry himself smiled.
“Well, I mean countin’ the off-times,” he added, without the slightest
touch of ill-humour.
“The times ’e ’ave turned ye off, ye mean, and took ye on again, eh?”
put in the chorus.
“And I be darned if I be goin’ to work for ’im no more if I can’t do it
my own way,” concluded the giant, without regarding the interruption
otherwise than by his pleasant smile. “I ain’t got the ’ealth to keep it
up mornin’, noon and night without so much as a breathing....”
“Or a whettin’ o’ yer whistle,” slipped in the other. “Yer back’s too
long to stand the stoopin’, I’ll be bound!”
Jerry turned his smile into a laugh in polite recognition of the
witticism, before he added his ultimatum. “And if ’e bain’t a-goin’ to
be reasonable,” declared he, “well, I shall just chuck it! I’ve ’eard
say there be a gardener wanted up at the ’Ill, and I shall apply for the
sitivation.”
Jerry drew himself up to all his splendid height and looked round on his
audience with dignity. But his wife spoiled the whole thing.
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