It had become a habit with M. Tod to express observations of this sort
prior to going out, a habit, also, to accept all Christina’s
innovations and improvements as originally inspired by herself. Even
the painting of the shop, which, when first mooted by the girl, had
seemed about as desirable as an earthquake, had gradually become her
very own bright idea. Happily Christina had no difficulty in
tolerating such gentle injustices; as a matter of fact, she preferred
that her mistress should be managed unawares.
“Tak’ a squint at the window when ye gang oot,” she said, pleasantly.
“Ye ha’ena seen it since it was dressed. There’s a heap o’ cheap trash
in it, but it’s trash that draws the public noo-a-days.”
“Oh, I wudna say that, dearie,” said the old woman. “I’ve aye tried to
gi’e folk guid value.”
“Ay! Ma aunt was like that――near ruined hersel’ tryin’ to gi’e the
public what it didna want. What the public wants is gorgeousness――an’
it wants it cheap. Abyssinian Gold an’ papermashy leather an’ so on.
See thon photo-frames!”――Christina pointed――“the best sellin’
photo-frames ever we had! In a week or so, they get wearit sittin’ on
the mantel-piece, an’ doon they fa’ wi’ a broken leg; in a fortnight
they look as if they had been made in the year ten B.C.! Behold thon
purses! Safer to carry yer cash in a paper poke, but the public canna
resist the real, _genuine_ silver mounts. Observe thon――――”
“Weel, weel,” Miss Tod mildly interrupted, “it’s maybe as ye say, an’
I canna deny that custom’s improvin’. But it’s a sad pity that folk
winna buy the best――――”
“Oh, let the folk pity theirsel’s――when they get sense――an’ that’ll
no’ be this year. Gi’e them what they want, an’ never heed what they
need. That’s the motto for a shop-keeper. Come ower here for a minute
till I sort yer bonnet, or ye’ll be lossin’ twa o’ yer grapes. I hear
figs an’ onions is to be the favourite trimmin’ next Spring. Ye could
dae wi’ a new bonnet, Miss Tod.”
“So I could,” the old woman wistfully admitted as she submitted her
headgear to her assistant’s deft fingers. “I couldna say when I got
this yin.”
“Oh, I’m no’ keen on dates. But”――encouragingly――“we’ll tak’ stock
next week, an’ when we’ve struck the half-year’s balance I’ll no’ be
surprised if ye tak’ the plunge an’ burst a pound-note at the
milliner’s.” Christina administered a final pat to the ancient bonnet.
“Noo ye’re ready for the road. See an’ no’ catch cold. I’ll ha’e the
kettle at the bile against yer return at five.”
“I’ll no’ be late,” replied M. Tod who, to tell the truth, was already
wishing it were tea-time, and moved to the door.
“I suppose,” said Christina, “ye wudna care to call at the Reverend
Mr. McTavish’s an’ politely ask for payment o’ his account――consistin’
chiefly o’ sermon-paper. He’s a whale for sermon-paper!”
“Oh, dearie, dearie, I couldna dae that,” faltered M. Tod, and made
her escape.
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