France -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; French fiction -- Translations into English
“There, sonny! M. Schmucke and I will sit up with you of nights. A
prince won’t be no better nursed... and besides, you needn’t refuse
yourself nothing that’s necessary, you can afford it.--I have just been
talking things over with Cibot, for what would he do without me, poor
dear?--Well, and I talked him round; we are both so fond of you, that he
will let me stop up with you of a night. And that is a good deal to ask
of a man like him, for he is as fond of me as ever he was the day we
were married. I don’t know how it is. It is the lodge, you see; we are
always there together! Don’t you throw off the things like that!” she
cried, making a dash for the bedhead to draw the coverlet over Pons’
chest. “If you are not good, and don’t do just as Dr. Poulain says--and
Dr. Poulain is the image of Providence on earth--I will have no more to
do with you. You must do as I tell you--”
“Yes, Montame Zipod, he vill do vat you dell him,” put in Schmucke; “he
vants to lif for his boor friend Schmucke’s sake, I’ll pe pound.”
“And of all things, don’t fidget yourself,” continued La Cibot, “for
your illness makes you quite bad enough without your making it worse for
want of patience. God sends us our troubles, my dear good gentlemen; He
punishes us for our sins. Haven’t you nothing to reproach yourself with?
some poor little bit of a fault or other?”
The invalid shook his head.
“Oh! go on! You were young once, you had your fling, there is some
love-child of yours somewhere--cold, and starving, and homeless.... What
monsters men are! Their love doesn’t last only for a day, and then in
a jiffy they forget, they don’t so much as think of the child at the
breast for months.... Poor women!”
“But no one has ever loved me except Schmucke and my mother,” poor Pons
broke in sadly.
“Oh! come, you aren’t no saint! You were young in your time, and a
fine-looking young fellow you must have been at twenty. I should have
fallen in love with you myself, so nice as you are--”
“I always was as ugly as a toad,” Pons put in desperately.
“You say that because you are modest; nobody can’t say that you aren’t
modest.”
“My dear Mme. Cibot, _no_, I tell you. I always was ugly, and I never
was loved in my life.”
“You, indeed!” cried the portress. “You want to make me believe at this
time of day that you are as innocent as a young maid at your time of
life. Tell that to your granny! A musician at a theatre too! Why, if a
woman told me that, I wouldn’t believe her.”
“Montame Zipod, you irritate him!” cried Schmucke, seeing that Pons was
writhing under the bedclothes.
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