I herded and I hollered and I done very well, Till the boss said, "Boys, just let 'em go to hell." Stray in the herd and the boss said kill it, So I shot him in the rump with the handle of the skillet. We rounded 'em up and put 'em on the cars, And that was the last of the old Two Bars. Oh it's bacon and beans most every day,-- I'd as soon be a-eatin' prairie hay. I'm on my best horse and I'm goin' at a run, I'm the quickest shootin' cowboy that ever pulled a gun. I went to the wagon to get my roll, To come back to Texas, dad-burn my soul. I went to the boss to draw my roll, He had it figgered out I was nine dollars in the hole. I'll sell my outfit just as soon as I can, I won't punch cattle for no damned man. Goin' back to town to draw my money, Goin' back home to see my honey. With my knees in the saddle and my seat in the sky, I'll quit punching cows in the sweet by and by. Coma ti yi youpy, youpy ya, youpy ya, Coma ti yi youpy, youpy ya. The Old Chisholm Trail (Mus. Not.) Come a-long, boys, and list-en to my tale, I'll tell you of my trou-bles on the old Chisholm trail. REFRAIN Co-ma ti yi you-pe, you-pe ya, you-pe ya, Co-ma ti yi you-pe, you-pe ya. JACK DONAHOO Come, all you bold, undaunted men, You outlaws of the day, It's time to beware of the ball and chain And also slavery. Attention pay to what I say, And verily if you do, I will relate you the actual fate Of bold Jack Donahoo. He had scarcely landed, as I tell you, Upon Australia's shore, Than he became a real highwayman, As he had been before. There was Underwood and Mackerman, And Wade and Westley too, These were the four associates Of bold Jack Donahoo. Jack Donahoo, who was so brave, Rode out that afternoon, Knowing not that the pain of death Would overtake him soon. So quickly then the horse police From Sidney came to view; "Begone from here, you cowardly dogs," Says bold Jack Donahoo. The captain and the sergeant Stopped then to decide. "Do you intend to fight us Or unto us resign?" "To surrender to such cowardly dogs Is more than I will do, This day I'll fight if I lose my life," Says bold Jack Donahoo. The captain and the sergeant The men they did divide; They fired from behind him And also from each side; It's six police he did shoot down Before the fatal ball Did pierce the heart of Donahoo And cause bold Jack to fall. And when he fell, he closed his eyes, He bid the world adieu; Come, all you boys, and sing the song Of bold Jack Donahoo. UTAH CARROLL And as, my friend, you ask me what makes me sad and still, And why my brow is darkened like the clouds upon the hill; Run in your pony closer and I'll tell to you the tale Of Utah Carroll, my partner, and his last ride on the trail.