"Neither did I," she said slowly. "Something is rotten in the
Matriarchy, and it isn't the customary scent of senile decay peculiar
to dictatorships. The biology of the Martians demands a dictatorship,
what with their weird reproductive methods. Unless there were a strong
and centralized authority they'd slump back into barbarism after a few
thousand years of unrestricted matings. Here's one dictator who's
loved by the dictatees."
She was silent a moment, then said: "To change the subject, I have
the place and time for tomorrow's party. The lady is--I knew you
couldn't tell one from another--director of a munitions and fabrication
syndicate."
"Thanks," he said vaguely, taking the memo. "That's the perfect spot of
irony to top off the evening--in fact this whole damned mission that
failed."
* * * * *
He went to the party with Dr. Carewe, both thoroughly wrapped up in fur
and wool against the Martian ten-below temperature. And they carried
thermos flasks full of hot coffee for an occasional warming nip in a
dark corner. Anything but that would be unmannerly.
His hostess presented Weems to her husband-brother-nephew, an example
of the ungodly family relationships into which their anatomy naturally
led. The creature was very much smaller than the female, and spoke only
Martian, which the Earthman could not handle except sparingly. He got
the idea that they were talking about auriferous sand, but how they got
onto the subject he did not understand. He excused himself as quickly
as he could and retreated for some of the steaming coffee.
"Earthman, of course!" said a hearty voice.
He turned to see a curious, stubby person, quite human in his
appearance, but with a somehow distorted look--as though he had
been squeezed in a hydraulic press. And the person wore elaborately
ornamental trappings of a blackish-silver metal.
"You must be a Jovian," he said, corking the thermos. "I've never seen
one of your people before. You're more--ah--human than these others."
"So they say. And you're the first Earthman I've ever seen. You're
very--ah--_long_." They both laughed; then the Jovian introduced
himself as a pilot on the regular Io-Mars freighters. He waved off
Weems' introduction. "Don't bother, Weems," he said. "I know of you."
"Indeed?" There was a pause. With the diplomatic instinct to avoid
embarrassment whenever possible, the Earthman asked: "Why don't your
people appear more often on Earth? You could chuck some of that osmium
you have to wear here on Mars."
"This?" The Jovian gestured at his trappings. "A mere drop in the
bucket. I have a hundredweight in each shoe. But the reason is that
Earth is relatively undeveloped in its space-culture--though, of
course, much better developed than Jupiter. There are so few of us ...
fifty millions on the whole planet." He shrugged whimsically. "We're
growing, of course. There was a polygamy decree a few years ago--did
you hear of it?"
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