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when his attention was attracted by a young gentleman who was sitting on
a camp stool with a portfolio on his knee, taking a sketch of the Roman
Camp, which, as has been already said, was within the enclosed domain of
Mr. Crotchet. The young stranger, who had climbed over the fence,
espying the portly divine, rose up, and hoped that he was not
trespassing. “By no means, sir,” said the divine, “all the arts and
sciences are welcome here; music, painting, and poetry; hydrostatics and
political economy; meteorology, transcendentalism, and fish for
breakfast.”
_The Stranger_.—A pleasant association, sir, and a liberal and
discriminating hospitality. This is an old British camp, I believe, sir?
_The Rev. Dr. Folliott_.—Roman, sir; Roman; undeniably Roman. The vallum
is past controversy. It was not a camp, sir, a _castrum_, but a
_castellum_, a little camp, or watch-station, to which was attached, on
the peak of the adjacent hill, a beacon for transmitting alarms. You
will find such here and there, all along the range of chalk hills, which
traverses the country from north-east to south-west, and along the base
of which runs the ancient Iknield road, whereof you may descry a portion
in that long straight white line.
_The Stranger_.—I beg your pardon, sir; do I understand this place to be
your property?
_The Rev. Dr. Folliott_.—It is not mine, sir: the more is the pity; yet
is it so far well, that the owner is my good friend, and a highly
respectable gentleman.
_The Stranger_.—Good and respectable, sir, I take it, means rich?
_The Rev. Dr. Folliott_.—That is their meaning, sir.
_The Stranger_.—I understand the owner to be a Mr. Crotchet. He has a
handsome daughter, I am told.
_The Rev. Dr. Folliott_.—He has, sir. Her eyes are like the fish-pools
of Heshbon, by the gate of Bethrabbim; and she is to have a handsome
fortune, to which divers disinterested gentlemen are paying their
addresses. Perhaps you design to be one of them?
_The Stranger_.—No, sir; I beg pardon if my questions seem impertinent; I
have no such design. There is a son too, I believe, sir, a great and
successful blower of bubbles?
_The Rev. Dr. Folliott_.—A hero, sir, in his line. Never did angler in
September hook more gudgeons.
_The Stranger_.—To say the truth, two very amiable young people, with
whom I have some little acquaintance, Lord Bossnowl, and his sister, Lady
Clarinda, are reported to be on the point of concluding a double marriage
with Miss Crotchet and her brother; by way of putting a new varnish on
old nobility. Lord Foolincourt, their father, is terribly poor for a
lord who owns a borough.
_The Rev. Dr. Folliott_.—Well, sir, the Crotchets have plenty of money,
and the old gentleman’s weak point is a hankering after high blood. I
saw your acquaintance, Lord Bossnowl, this morning, but I did not see his
sister. She may be there, nevertheless, and doing fashionable justice to
this fine May morning, by lying in bed till noon.
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