Curiosities of Olden TimesBaring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
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Curiosities of Olden Times
Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
Curiosities and wonders
Christina’s conduct became daily more outrageous. She crept into bakers’
ovens, and there howled with pain at the heat, but would not come forth,
till dragged out by the heels. Sometimes she would run into a fire and
kick the brands about with her bare feet. When she saw water hot in large
vessels for a washing, in she leaped, souse, and then shrieked with the
pain. In winter she would run into the river and remain there squealing
with cold, till the parish priest came and ordered her out. One of her
favourite pursuits was to dive under the sluice of a miller’s
water-conduit, and go with the water, head over heels, over the wheel.
These exploits attracted a crowd, and excited her to renewed attempts, not
always most decorous, but greeted with roars of approval and encouragement
to re-attempt the feat.
Another of her freaks was to frequent the places of execution, and climb
the poles with wheels at top on which robbers and murderers had been
broken, and to writhe her own legs and arms in and out of the spokes,
with more dexterity than delicacy, to amuse the vulgar rabble that
followed and applauded her proceedings. Or she would provide herself with
a rope and hang herself between two criminals on the public gallows, with
happy indifference to the savour the corpses emitted. All these
proceedings were, she affirmed, eminently grateful to the souls in
Purgatory, and afforded them consolation and relief.
At night it was her delight to run through the streets of St. Trond, with
all the dogs of the town barking and snapping after her; she led them a
chase over the country, running like the wind, they tearing her tattered
garments, and also biting and wounding her limbs. She, however, seemed
insensible to pain, in her enjoyment of the race. Finally, when exhausted,
she went up a tree like a chased cat.
One great source of entertainment she provided during divine service was
to coil herself up into a ball, so that neither head, hands, nor feet
appeared, and so roll about the church. Then all at once, when no one was
expecting it--snap! out flew head, feet, and hands, and she lay flat on
the floor, rigid as a log of wood, all her limbs extended and motionless.
Another of her devotional vagaries was to pirouette on one toe on the top
of a paling, whilst vociferously praying. All which not only edified the
living, but afforded vast gratification to the souls in Purgatory.
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