Curiosities of Olden TimesBaring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
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Curiosities of Olden Times
Baring-Gould, S. (Sabine)
Curiosities and wonders
After having spoken, in the opening, of the custom among the inhabitants
of Beaume of asking the authorities of Autun to excommunicate certain
insects larger than flies, vulgarly termed _hureburs_, a favour which was
invariably accorded them, Chasseneux enters on the question whether such a
proceeding be right. The subject is divided into five parts, in each of
which he exhibits vast erudition.
The lawyer then consoles the inhabitants of Beaunois with the reflection
that the scourge which vexes them devastates other countries. In India the
_hureburs_ are three feet long, their legs are armed with teeth, which the
natives employ as saws. The remedy found most effectual is to make a
female in the most _dégagé_ costume conceivable perambulate the canton
with bare feet. This method, however, is open to grave objections on the
score of decency and public morality.
The advocate then discusses the legality of citing insects before a court
of justice. He decides that such a summons is perfectly justifiable. He
proceeds to inquire whether they should be expected to attend in person,
and, in default of their so doing, whether the prosecution can lawfully be
carried on. Chasseneux satisfies himself and us that this is in strict
accordance with law.
The sort of tribunal before which the criminals should be cited forms the
next subject of inquiry. He decides in favour of the Ecclesiastical
Courts. The advocate proceeds to convince his readers, by twelve
conclusive arguments, that excommunication of animals is justifiable;
having done so, he brings forward a series of examples and precedents. He
asserts that a priest once excommunicated an orchard, whither children
resorted to eat apples, when--naughty chicks!--they ought to have been at
church. The result was all that could have been desired, for the trees
produced no fruit till, at the request of the Dowager Duchess of Burgundy,
the inhibition was removed.
He mentions, as well, an excommunication fulminated by a bishop against
sparrows, which, flying in and out of the church of S. Vincent, left their
traces on the seats and desks, and in other ways disturbed the faithful.
Saint Bernard, be it remembered, whilst preaching in the parish church of
Foligny, was troubled by the incessant humming of the flies. The saint
broke off his sermon to exclaim, “O flies! I denounce you!” The pavement
was instantaneously littered with their dead bodies.
Saint Patrick, as every one knows, drove the serpents out of Ireland by
his ban.
This is the form of excommunication as given by Chasseneux:--“O snails,
caterpillars, and other obscene creatures, which destroy the food of our
neighbours, depart hence! Leave these cantons which you are devastating,
and take refuge in those localities where you can injure no one. I. N.
P.,” etc.
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