5th. If any of the children should have the measles, or the blessed baby should require weaning, you must get up without a murmer and give it the bottle, lest I might be disturbed by its crying. 6th. You must not crib a shilling from your wages on Saturday night, but fork it all out and be contented with the pocket money I shall think fit to give you. 7th. You must not get in a state of beer on any pretence whatever, or I shall compel you to sleep at the foot of the bed for six weeks. 8th. You must not take my name in vain by calling me other than my dear, or my duck, nor lay finger on me, lest I should give you six months to learn you better manners. 9th. You must not dare to grumble if your shirt should be minus of buttons, or you should be compelled to eat a cold dinner at least three days during the week, if it should be my pleasure to go out for amusement. 10th. You must not covet to be trusted with the latch key in the evening, you must not covet to visit the Alhambra or the Oxford, nor any other such like place; you must not look at the girls’ legs on a windy day, nor rule your house or your spouse, or anything this is within, but be a good boy and keep my commandments. H. Disley, Printer, 57, High Street, St. Giles, London. A NEW POLITICAL AND REFORM ALPHABET. =A= stands for Aristocrat, who nothing will do, Who says they to work was not born; And also the Adullamites, a double-faced crew, The worst foes we have to Reform. =B= stands for Beale, and likewise for Bright, True Champions are of Reform; So may good luck attend them by day and by night, For nobly they battle the storm. =C= stands for the Charter, and five points there are, And by right they belong to us all; Tho’ they’d fain keep them from us, seems pretty clear, But we’ll gain them, my boys, or we’ll fall! =D= stands for Derby, and also Dizzey, Who talks large when there’s nothing to do; Like parsons they say, you must do as they say, But, mind you, don’t do as they do. =E= stands for England, the land of the free, The home of the true and the brave; But our share of freedom is small, you’ll agree, Though the song says we ne’er shall be slaves! =F= stands for Franchise, it is our birthright, So we want what is justly our due; Tho’ the Tories they say, they will have their own way, We’ll tell them, we’ll be damn’d if they do. =G= stands for Gammon, and plenty we’ve had, Till we are sick of that unstaple store; But if they think to gammon us out of Reform, They will find we’ll be gammoned no more. =H= stands for Honour, there is some amongst thieves, The saying goes that way I hear; The Adullamites have none, it’s quite plain to me; And the Tories have none for to spare.