“Well, Heman ain't on the committee, is he? I vote the way I think
right, and no one in this town can change me. Anyway,” he added, “I'm
going to resign next spring. Yes, Cap'n Whittaker, I think three coats
of white 'll do on the sides here.”
“Lem's goin' to do my paintin' jobs,” explained Captain Cy. “His price
was a little higher than some of the other fellers, but I like his
work.”
Mr. Tidditt pondered deeply until dinner time. Then he cornered the
captain behind the Bangs barn and spoke with conviction.
“Whit,” he said, “you're the one responsible for the committee's hirin'
Phoebe Dawes. You offered Lem the paintin' job if he'd vote for her.
What did you do it for? You don't know her, do you?”
“Never set eyes on her in my life.”
“Then--then--You heard Heman say he wanted the other one. What made you
do it?”
Captain Cy grinned.
“Ase,” he said, “I've always been a great hand for tryin' experiments.
Had one of my cooks aboard put raisins in the flapjacks once, just to
see what they tasted like. I judged Heman had had his own way in this
town for thirty odd year. I kind of wanted to see what would happen if
he didn't have it.”
CHAPTER IV
BAILEY BANGS'S EXPERIMENT
Lemuel Myrick's painting jobs have the quality so prized by our village
small boys in the species of candy called “jaw breakers,” namely, that
of “lasting long.” But even Lem must finish sometime or other and, late
in July, the Cy Whittaker place was ready for occupancy. The pictures
were in their places on the walls, the old-fashioned furniture filled
the rooms, there was even a pile of old magazines, back numbers of
Godey's Lady's Book, on the shelf in the sitting room closet.
Then, when Captain Cy had notified Mrs. Bangs that the perfect boarding
house would shelter him no longer than the coming week, a new problem
arose.
“Whit,” said Asaph earnestly, “you've sartin made the place rise up out
of its tomb; you have so. It's a miracle, pretty nigh, and I cal'late
it must have cost a heap, but you've done it--all but the old folks
themselves. You can't raise them up, Cy; money won't do that. And you
can't live in this great house all alone. Who's goin' to cook for you,
and sweep and dust, and swab decks, and one thing a'nother? You'll have
to have a housekeeper, as I told you a spell ago. Have you done any
thinkin' about that?”
And the captain, taking his pipe from his lips, stared blankly at his
friend, and answered:
“By the big dipper, Ase, I ain't! I remember we did mention it, but I've
been so busy gettin' this craft off the ways that I forgot all about
it.”
The discussion which followed Mr. Tidditt's reminder was long and
serious. Asaph and Bailey Bangs racked their brains and offered numerous
suggestions, but the majority of these were not favorably received.
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