Cyrano de Bergerac: An Heroic Comedy in Five Acts — John Shaqi
Cyrano de Bergerac: An Heroic Comedy in Five ActsRostand, Edmond
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Cyrano de Bergerac: An Heroic Comedy in Five Acts
Rostand, Edmond
Authors, French -- 17th century -- Drama; Cyrano de Bergerac, 1619-1655 -- Drama; France -- History -- 17th century -- Drama
Monsieur de Neuvillette, there's something you must learn, to wit: there
exists a thing that, with us, must never be even alluded to--no more
than a rope in the house of one who was hung.
CHRISTIAN.
And what is that?
ANOTHER CADET (_in terrifying tone_).
Look at me!
(_With his finger he, three times, strikes his nose._)
You understand?
CHRISTIAN.
Oh! you mean the....
ANOTHER CADET.
Hush!.... The word is never pronounced....
(_pointing to Cyrano, who, in the rear, is talking with Le Bret_).
.... Or else trouble is sure.
ANOTHER CADET (_who, while Christian was looking
the other way, took a seat on the table_).
Two men were killed by him because they spoke through the nose--a
subject he dislikes!
ANOTHER CADET (_springing up from underneath
the table, where he had crawled_).
Those who desire to die young have but to come here and speak of the
fatal cartilage.
ANOTHER CADET (_placing his hand on Christian's shoulder_).
One word's enough. Did I say: a word? One motion, just one, suffices.
And drawing out one's handkerchief is equivalent to weaving one's
shroud!
(_Silence. All the Cadets remain, with folded arms, staring at
Christian. Christian goes up to Carbon of Haughty-Hall, who has
been conversing with an officer and affecting not to notice the
proceedings._)
CHRISTIAN.
Captain!
CARBON (_turning, and with a severe look_).
Sir?
CHRISTIAN.
When one encounters southerners possessed of too much braggadocio....
CARBON.
The right thing to do? Prove to them that you may come from the North
and still be brave.
(_Carbon turns._)
CHRISTIAN.
Captain, I thank you.
FIRST CADET (_to Cyrano_).
And now your narrative!
OTHER CADETS.
Yes, his narrative!
CYRANO (_coming down to them_).
My narrative? Well, here it is!
(_They gather around him, some seated, some standing. Christian
straddles a chair._)
Well, then, I was walking along so as to meet them. The moon, in the
sky, looked like a big silver watch; when suddenly some zealous
watch-maker, I suppose, began passing over it, with a view to making it
shine, no doubt, some cloudy cotton. In consequence, the night became as
dark as possible, and, mordious! I could not see further....
CHRISTIAN.
Than the end of your nose.
(_Silence. Everybody rises slowly, frightened, and looking at
Cyrano, whom the interruption has astounded. General expectancy._)
CYRANO.
Who is this man?
A CADET (_in subdued tone_).
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