Daisy: the autobiography of a catSwan, Miranda Eliot
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Daisy: the autobiography of a cat
Swan, Miranda Eliot
Cats -- Fiction
I kept out of it all, though I cannot deny that my heart beat faster. I
had to sheathe my claws till they hurt me; but I thought of my position,
for a well-brought-up cat can understand the meaning of "noblesse
oblige." I suppose I felt just as men do (and women too, as to that)
when they bet on the fighting parties. And I had my favorites as well as
they, and knew who I hoped would win.
I did love that catmint bed, and never for one moment doubt that in the
boundless green fields of Paradise we shall have acres of catmint where
we can roll to our hearts' content. I did try to encourage the poor
neglected ones with this prospect, but they did not believe me. They
said I was a "cat fanatic," "a fool," "a revivalist." They said, "If we
are to be so cared for, then why don't your 'heavenly father' that you
think so much of do something for us now?" And they all talked at once
and were so excited, they hissed and yelled so loud, that my nerves were
all of a quiver; but I stood my ground, though they pressed on me very
hard, and breathed so much catmint over me I was glad when my mistress,
hearing the row, came and took me away.
It was many days before I visited that catmint bed again, for it rained
very hard. Miss Eleanor remarked that Daisy was rather quiet; she feared
he was sick. I could have told her my heart was sick, trying to solve
the problem, how I could reform my race, how make people believe them
the intelligent beings they are.
After this I had to bear jeers and scoffs; but I would not give up my
principles nor yet my catmint bed. Many were the scratches Miss Eleanor
got, pulling me out from under the bushes, for the smell magnetized me.
She always got me by the tail or leg, she cared not which, so that she
carried me home and saved Miss Milly anxiety.
The people were very nice to me. One quiet young man, an artist, was
very fond of me, and said I would make a fine subject for a picture. I
used to flourish my tail and hold my head on one side just like a fool,
I suppose; but then I know I am a beauty. I hear it every day, and how
can I help being vain?
Before returning to Boston we paid a short visit to one of our friends.
She had a delightful home, and the children were very much pleased to
have me visit them.
As I have quite an adventure to relate, where I did not distinguish
myself, I will take another chapter, and give it in full, without
extenuating my faults, leaving them to be judged by my readers.
VI
DAISY'S ADVENTURE
The eldest son and daughter were very kind to me, and I thought them
just lovely. Their mother was an old friend of mine, and always when she
came to Boston I was delighted to see her. I would jump up in her lap--a
favor that I did not often grant to any one. Cats can tell who are true
and who are false. I could have given my mistress points on this
subject, for she believed in those she loved, and was often deceived.
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