“The very thing I was about to propose,” Old Original made reply on his
way to the door.
The ruler frankly sneered. “Great minds, eh? Are you trying to flatter
yourself or me? While you are going, take the wall decorations with
you.” He included the courtiers in his gesture. “How many centuries do
you obsoletes need to rise to the worst that’s in you? Do you suppose
for one split-second--mortal time--that I’d work with evil natures as
I have done since that fracas up in Paradise just for the company of
the evilest of them through eternity? By to-morrow I shall have decided
what to do with such choice parasites. Out with you, or I’ll fit my
skeleton key to the trap-door of the bottomless pit and throw you in
before your time.”
With alacrity which showed their relief at this temporary escape, the
seven followed the prime minister through the separating rays of the
rear curtain.
Satan looked to share their relief that they were gone. For a space
silence reigned with him in the throne room except for the snap of his
heels upon the floor and the swish of the royal robe. His reflection
in one of the mercurized panels of the side walls caused him to halt.
For long he studied his face, then, straightening, appreciated his
magnificent outlines. A look of satisfaction cleared the frown of evil
affairs from his brow. Lifting his crown, he bowed into the mirror.
A voice from behind the curtain also saluted him:
“‘_No wonder that thy heart was lifted up, that thy wisdom was
corrupted by reason of thy brightness._’”
“Step out, caitiff. Be as apparent as your flattery. Why do you linger
to spy upon me when I order the court cleared?”
A Balial glare fixed upon the returned minister’s ingratiating grin.
“Not to spy upon you, Sire. Rather, to admire you. You certainly are
the Boss of Below for looks.”
His Highness, never having outlived his first fault of vanity, gave
benefit of doubt to the compliment, as also to the glass-like tumbler
bewhiskered with crisp-crackling green held toward him.
“I thought Your Majesty’s harassed spirit might feel in need of
refreshment, so made bold to have this quaff mixed. It is as near as
may be like those they have voted too strong for the United States of
America, suh. Here you are--a frappé low-bolt!”
Sin proffered both explanation and cup with that irrepressibility which
so far had made, but at any moment might break him. With sympathy sips,
he watched the sampling of the liquidized current concocted by the
first royal bartender, a past-master indeed of the art before it was
amended off Forty-second Street and Broadway, New York.
“Get the kick?” he asked, fearing as much as hoping that the julep
would fail of its effect.
Satan threw the goblet on the floor, where it snapped and flashed, but
did not break.
“If I didn’t, you would.”
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