"I touch your stinking daubs? The Dauber's daft." A crowd was gathering now to hear the fun; The reefers tumbled out, the men laid aft, The Cook blinked, cleaning a mess-kid in the sun. "What's up with Dauber now?" said everyone. "Someone has spoiled my drawings--look at this!" "Well, that's a dirty trick, by God, it is!" "It is," said Sam, "a low-down dirty trick, To spoil a fellow's work in such a way. And if you catch him, Dauber, punch him sick, For he deserves it, be he who he may." A seaman shook his old head wise and grey. "It seems to me," he said, "who ain't no judge, Them drawings look much better now they're smudge." "Where were they, Dauber? On the deck-house? Where?" "Under the long-boat, in a secret place." "The blackguard must have seen you put them there. He is a swine! I tell him to his face: I didn't think we'd anyone so base." "Nor I," said Dauber. "There was six weeks' time Just wasted in these drawings: it's a crime!" "Well, don't you say we did it," growled his mates "And as for crime, be damned! the things were smears-- Best overboard, like you, with shot for weights; Thank God they're gone, and now go shake your ears." The Dauber listened, very near to tears. "Dauber, if I were you," said Sam again, "I'd aft, and see the Captain and complain." A sigh came from the assembled seamen there. Would he be such a fool for their delight As go to tell the Captain? Would he dare? And would the thunder roar, the lightning smite? There was the Captain come to take a sight, Handling his sextant by the chart-house aft. The Dauber turned, the seamen thought him daft. The Captain took his sights--a mate below Noted the times; they shouted to each other, The Captain quick with "Stop," the answer slow, Repeating slowly one height then another. The swooping clipper stumbled through the smother, The ladder brasses in the sunlight burned, The Dauber waited till the Captain turned. There stood the Dauber, humbled to the bone, Waiting to speak. The Captain let him wait, Glanced at the course, and called in even tone, "What is the man there wanting, Mr. Mate?" The logship clattered on the grating straight, The reel rolled to the scuppers with a clatter, The Mate came grim: "Well, Dauber, what's the matter?" "Please, sir, they spoiled my drawings." "Who did?" "They." "Who's they?" "I don't quite know, sir." "Don't quite know, sir." "Then why are you aft to talk about it, hey? Whom d'you complain of?" "No one." "No one?" "No, sir." "Well, then, go forward till you've found them. Go, sir. If you complain of someone, then I'll see. Now get to hell! and don't come bothering me."