Adventure and adventurers -- Juvenile fiction; Fantasy literature; Humorous stories; Phoenix (Mythical bird) -- Juvenile fiction
"Beg your pardon?"
"I have never seen you so thoughtful, my boy. However, I believe I
know what you are thinking about. It _is_ a difficult problem, is it
not?"
"Yes, I was just--"
"--thinking what you could get me for a birthday present," interrupted
the Phoenix. "Am I not correct?"
David, who had not even given this a thought until now, flushed.
"Aha!" said the Phoenix triumphantly. "Just as I thought! Believe me,
my dear fellow, when you have been around as long as _I_ have, you can
read the minds of your friends as easily as a book. Now, the problem
of what to give is a hard one at any time, but the problem of what to
give for a five hundredth birthday is even harder. A monogrammed ash
tray? I do not receive cigars often enough to make that practical. A
hand-knitted sweater? It would not fit (they never do). A gold-plated
watch chain? I have no watch. No, the best idea would be to get me
something which I can use."
"Certainly, Phoenix," David stammered. "What _do_ you want, then?"
"Ah! We have reached the kernel of the problem. And the answer, my
boy, is this: cinnamon."
"Cinnamon?"
"Precisely. Also a box of matches--the kind that strike anywhere, you
know."
"Well--all right. It doesn't sound like much of a present, but if
that's what you really want.... What are you going to do with them,
Phoenix? I mean, if you don't mind my asking."
"The plain fact is, my boy," said the Phoenix doubtfully, "the plain
fact is--well, I do not know. Odd! But something tells me I shall need
them. Well, it will come to me in the morning, no doubt. And then, of
course, I shall be very glad to have them on hand."
"All right, cinnamon and matches, then. And I'll get some--no, I won't
tell you _that_. It'll be a surprise."
"A surprise? Splendid, my boy! You could not, I suppose, drop me a
small hint? No? But of course not--one hint and my powerful Intellect
could guess everything--and then the surprise would be spoiled. Well,
until tomorrow, then!"
* * * * *
[Illustration]
That evening David shut himself in his room and robbed his bank. It
was a squat, cast-iron box, with "A Penny Saved Is A Penny Earned" in
raised letters on one side. The only way to open it was to smash it
with a crowbar, but it could be emptied. It had to be tilted just so,
with a knife blade in the slot to catch the coins and guide them out.
This is what David did, with a bread knife borrowed from the kitchen.
It was a slow, uncertain job, and one coin (he guessed it was a dime
by the way it rattled) never did come out. But the rest, which
included his change from Uncle Charles's present, would be enough.
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