Boarding schools -- England -- Fiction; Boys -- Fiction
Already the field was beginning to be dotted over again with groups of
boys who had come out of tea and were waiting for chapel-bell to ring.
How earnestly it was possible to desire chapel-time to come David had
never known before, but anything, even the Litany, or, as would happen
to-day, the psalm for the fifteenth evening of the month, which had
seventy-two verses, was better than this sulphurous divinity-lesson. The
whole class was limp with heat and hunger and terror. Then the merciful
relief of the querulous bell came, and the Head closed his Bible.
“The lesson has been disgraceful,” he said. “I hope for all your
sakes—I say, I hope—that next Sunday will not be a repetition of
to-day. I am more particularly distressed when I think that some of you,
like Blaize, are the sons of clergymen, and have therefore greater
opportunities of studying sacred history.”
He got up huge and towering, in his rustling silk gown, and immediately,
as was the amazing manner of him, who never nagged however severe he
might be, his mood completely changed, and his eyes twinkled as he
observed the depressed class.
“There, my boys, that’s over,” he said; “and, like good fellows, try not
to make me angry with you again. I hate finding fault: you may not
believe it, but I do. And neither you nor I have had any tea, so, when
chapel is over, you will all go to the housekeeper’s room and ask her,
with my compliments, to give you a real good tea.”
He stalked out, rocking slightly as he went, and instantly, the
oppression of his anger being gone, the spirits of the class rose
sky-high.
“Jolly decent of him,” said Ferrers. “Gosh, I’m glad he didn’t take us
in the study.”
“I say, Blazes, I wouldn’t have my mouth washed with Bags’s sponge.
It’ll be fit to poison you. Why, do you know what he does with his
sponge?”
Loathsome details, invented on the spur of the moment, followed.
“Fancy being washed by Bags at all,” said Stone. “He don’t know how to
wash himself yet!”
“Stone, you fool, why the devil couldn’t you tell the Head that Dubs had
taken the Catechism?” This from Bags.
“Anyhow, I’m glad my father isn’t a clergyman, like Blaize’s. Do you do
divinity with him in the study on Sunday afternoon in the holidays?
Whack, whack. ‘There, my boy!’ ‘Oh, papa, don’t hit me!’ Whack, whack!
‘Oh papa!’” squeaked Sharpe Major.
David, by a dexterous movement, got Sharpe’s head in Chancery, rubbed
his nose on his desk, pulled his hair, and hit him over the biceps.
“Any more remarks about papa?” he asked cheerfully. “Come on, out with
them.”
CHAPTER II
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