David Blaize and the Blue DoorBenson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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David Blaize and the Blue Door
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
Adventure stories; Boys -- Juvenile fiction; Fantasy fiction; Imaginary places -- Juvenile fiction
The snow had already melted, so that he did not again consider whether
he should go tobogganing. It had gone very quickly, but everything
seemed to happen quickly here. It could hardly have been five minutes
since he had gone into the bank with fourpence in his pocket, and here
he was with four sovereigns instead, a complete suit of new clothes, an
uncle, and a position as honorary errand-boy. He crossed the street, and
entered the shop where boots and shoes used to be repaired, but where
now they repaired uncles and aunts.
[Illustration: The recovering of Uncle Popacatapetl]
On the counter there lay a very odd-looking old gentleman, dressed in
rags and tatters in about equal proportions. His hands and face were
quite yellow, and wherever there was a tatter, or there wasn’t a rag,
and he showed through, he was yellow there too. His boots were in very
bad repair, and a great golden toe stuck out of one, and a golden heel
out of the other: in fact, there could be no doubt at all that he was
made of pure gold, and as he was being repaired, he was also either an
aunt or an uncle. But though one of David’s aunts had a slight
moustache, he had never yet seen an aunt with a long beard and whiskers,
and so without doubt there was Uncle Popacatapetl.
The bootmaker and his wife were repairing him, which they did by driving
nails into him, so as to tack down the rags over the tatters. If there
was a very big tatter, which they could not cover with the rag, they
nailed on anything else that was handy. In some places they had filled
up the gaps with pieces of newspaper, match-boxes, and bits of leather
and sealing-wax, and balls of wool, and apples and photographs. While
this was going on, Uncle Popacatapetl kept up a stream of conversation,
interspersed with laughing.
‘Anyhow it can’t hurt him much,’ said David to himself.
‘Delicious, delicious!’ said Uncle Popacatapetl. ‘Nail the toe of my
boot a little more firmly on to the toe of me. Put a paper-knife there
if you can’t cover up the hole. Now my gloves.’
He put on a pair of thick white woollen gloves that came up to his
elbow.
‘Would you like them nailed on too, sir?’ asked the shoemaker.
‘By all means. Put a nail in each finger, and three on the wrist, and
ninety-eight round my elbows. Did you gum the gloves inside, before I
put them on?’
‘I glued them well,’ said the shoemaker’s wife.
‘That’ll glue then,’ said Uncle Popacatapetl. ‘I think when I’ve put my
mask on the disguise will be complete. What fun it all is! To think of
the Mint-man having traced me all the way here, only to find I’m not in
the least like me any more. Or is it ever more?’
‘Never more, ever more, any more,’ said the shoemaker, with his mouth
full of nails.
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