This mild greeting gave courage to our foes and Stacy Shunk advanced.
His coming was a sign that reason was to be used before force, and with
his first step he began to gesticulate and to protest his friendly
purpose. But he could not argue with any acumen while his bare feet
were traversing a carpet of briers, and a silence followed, broken by
exclamations as he came on slowly but resolutely as though he walked on
eggs. Half-way over the clearing he stopped with a cry of pain, and
the herald's mission was forgotten in the search for a thorn. The
picture of Stacy Shunk balancing on one foot while he nursed the other
in his hands made the Professor laugh hilariously and he called to him
to hurry.
But Stacy would come no farther. He planted himself firmly on his
bleeding feet; his great black hat-brim hid his face, but the voice
which came from under it was soft, and he held out his hands as though
he offered his dear friend the protection of his arms.
"You know what these other fellows want, Professor, and you know I'd
only come along to help you. The whole thing was only a joke first
off, but you've gone and assaulted the constable, and there'll be
trouble if you don't settle it and be reasonable. Now, my advice
is----"
"Thank you for your advice, Stacy Shunk," exclaimed the Professor.
"But you know as well as I do that I have done nothing that I can be
arrested for."
"Of course I do," returned the herald. "But you hadn't otter upset the
preacher so. You'd otter believe what he says, and when he preaches
about Noah and the like you hadn't otter produce figures in public to
show that Noah and his boys couldn't have matched up all the animals
and insects in the time they was allowed, let alone stabling 'em in a
building three hundred cupids long and thirty cupids wide and three
stories high. Now I allus held----"
"I don't care what you held," said the Professor sharply. "You can't
get me into an argument now. I suppose it was unwise of me to try to
make you people think, but you can't arrest a man for simply being
unpopular. This is my home, and no law of your twopenny village can
make me leave it."
"I'm not going to argue about Noah," protested Stacy Shunk. "As your
friend, I'm trying----"
"As my friend, you had best go home and take your other friends with
you." The Professor's voice was dry and crackling.
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