Davy and the Goblin: What Followed Reading 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland' — John Shaqi
Davy and the Goblin: What Followed Reading 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland'Carryl, Charles E. (Charles Edward)
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Davy and the Goblin: What Followed Reading 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland'
Carryl, Charles E. (Charles Edward)
Fantasy literature
The Cockalorum, who still had his head done up in flannel, and was
looking rather ill, paused for a moment to reflect, and then murmured,
"Mark him '_Confectionery._'"
[Illustration: "THE COCKALORUM CAREFULLY INSPECTED THE MARKING."]
This struck Davy as being a very happy idea, and he accordingly printed
"CONFEXIONRY" on the package in his very best manner. The Cockalorum,
with his head turned critically on one side, carefully inspected the
marking, and then, after earnestly gazing for a moment at the inkstand,
gravely drank the rest of the ink and offered the empty inkstand to
Davy.
"I don't want it, thank you," said Davy, stepping back.
[Illustration: "'I'M PRETTY WELL, I THANK YOU,' SAID DAVY."]
"No more do I," murmured the Cockalorum, and, tossing the inkstand
into the sea, flew away in his usual clumsy fashion.
Davy, after a last mournful look at the package of brown sugar, turned
away, and was setting off along the beach again, when he heard a
gurgling sound coming from behind a great hummock of sand, and, peeping
cautiously around one end of it, he was startled at seeing an enormous
whale lying stretched out on the sand basking in the sun, and lazily
fanning himself with the flukes of his tail. The great creature had on a
huge white garment, buttoned up in front, with a lot of live seals
flopping and wriggling at one of the button-holes, and with a great
chain cable leading from them to a pocket at one side. Before Davy could
retreat the Whale caught sight of him and called out, in a tremendous
voice, "How d'ye do, Bub?"
"I'm pretty well, I thank you," said Davy, with his usual politeness to
man and beast. "How are you, sir?"
"Hearty!" thundered the Whale; "never felt better in all my life. But
it's rather warm lying here in the sun."
"Why don't you take off your"--Here Davy stopped, not knowing exactly
what it was the Whale had on.
"Waistcoat," said the Whale, condescendingly. "It's a canvas-back-duck
waistcoat. The front of it is made of wild duck, you see, and the back
of it out of the fore-top-sail of a brig. I've heard they always have
watches on board of ships, but I couldn't find any on this one, so I had
to satisfy myself with a bit of chain cable by way of a watch-guard. I
think this bunch of seals rather sets it off, don't you?"
"Yes, rather," said Davy, doubtfully; "only they slobber so."
"Ah, that reminds me that it's wash-day," said the Whale; and here he
spouted a great stream of water out of the top of his head and let it
run down in a little cascade all over the front of his waistcoat. The
seals seemed to enjoy this amazingly, and flopped about in an ecstasy.
"What do whales eat?" said Davy, who thought it was a good time for
picking up a little information.
"Warious whales wants warious wiands," replied the Whale. "That's an old
sea-saw, you know. For my part I'm particularly fond of small buoys."
"I don't think that is a very nice taste," said Davy, beginning to feel
very uneasy.
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