Humorous stories; Reporters and reporting -- Fiction; Women authors -- Fiction
Dawn O’Hara
THE GIRL WHO LAUGHED
By Edna Ferber
TO MY DEAR MOTHER
WHO FREQUENTLY INTERRUPTS
AND TO
MY SISTER FANNIE
WHO SAYS “SH-SH-SH!” OUTSIDE MY DOOR
CONTENTS
CHAPTER I. THE SMASH-UP
CHAPTER II. MOSTLY EGGS
CHAPTER III. GOOD AS NEW
CHAPTER IV. DAWN DEVELOPS A HEIMWEH
CHAPTER V. THE ABSURD BECOMES SERIOUS
CHAPTER VI. STEEPED IN GERMAN
CHAPTER VII. BLACKIE’S PHILOSOPHY
CHAPTER VIII. KAFFEE AND KAFFEEKUCHEN
CHAPTER IX. THE LADY FROM VIENNA
CHAPTER X. A TRAGEDY OF GOWNS
CHAPTER XI. VON GERHARD SPEAKS
CHAPTER XII. BENNIE THE CONSOLER
CHAPTER XIII. THE TEST
CHAPTER XIV. BENNIE AND THE CHARMING OLD MAID
CHAPTER XV. FAREWELL TO KNAPFS
CHAPTER XVI. JUNE MOONLIGHT, AND A NEW BOARDINGHOUSE
CHAPTER XVII. THE SHADOW OF TERROR
CHAPTER XVIII. PETER ORME
CHAPTER XIX. A TURN OF THE WHEEL
CHAPTER XX. BLACKIE’S VACATION COMES
CHAPTER XXI. HAPPINESS
DAWN O’HARA
CHAPTER I.
THE SMASH-UP
There are a number of things that are pleasanter than being sick in a
New York boarding-house when one’s nearest dearest is a married sister
up in far-away Michigan.
Some one must have been very kind, for there were doctors, and a
blue-and-white striped nurse, and bottles and things. There was even a
vase of perky carnations—scarlet ones. I discovered that they had a
trick of nodding their heads, saucily. The discovery did not appear to
surprise me.
“Howdy-do!” said I aloud to the fattest and reddest carnation that
overtopped all the rest. “How in the world did you get in here?”
The striped nurse (I hadn’t noticed her before) rose from some corner
and came swiftly over to my bedside, taking my wrist between her
fingers.
“I’m very well, thank you,” she said, smiling, “and I came in at the
door, of course.”
“I wasn’t talking to you,” I snapped, crossly, “I was speaking to the
carnations; particularly to that elderly one at the top—the fat one who
keeps bowing and wagging his head at me.”
“Oh, yes,” answered the striped nurse, politely, “of course. That one
is very lively, isn’t he? But suppose we take them out for a little
while now.”
She picked up the vase and carried it into the corridor, and the
carnations nodded their heads more vigorously than ever over her
shoulder.
I heard her call softly to some one. The some one answered with a sharp
little cry that sounded like, “Conscious!”
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