Humorous stories; Reporters and reporting -- Fiction; Women authors -- Fiction
Back in my own mausoleum once more I put things in order, dragged my
typewriter stand into the least murky corner under the bravest gas jet
and rescued my tottering reason by turning out a long letter to Norah.
That finished, my spirits rose. I dived into the bottom of my trunk for
the loose sheets of the book-in-the-making, glanced over the last three
or four, discovered that they did not sound so maudlin as I had feared,
and straightway forgot my gloomy surroundings in the fascination of
weaving the tale.
In the midst of my fine frenzy there came a knock at the door. In the
hall stood the anemic little serving maid who had attended me at
dinner. She was almost eclipsed by a huge green pasteboard box.
“You’re Mis’ Orme, ain’t you? This here’s for you.”
The little white-cheeked maid hovered at the threshold while I lifted
the box cover and revealed the perfection of the American beauty buds
that lay there, all dewy and fragrant. The eyes of the little maid were
wide with wonder as she gazed, and because I had known flower-hunger I
separated two stately blossoms from the glowing cluster and held them
out to her.
“For me!” she gasped, and brought her lips down to them, gently.
Then—“There’s a high green jar downstairs you can have to stick your
flowers in. You ain’t got nothin’ big enough in here, except your water
pitcher. An’ putting these grand flowers in a water pitcher—why, it’d
be like wearing a silk dress over a flannel petticoat, wouldn’t it?”
When the anemic little boarding-house slavey with the beauty-loving
soul had fetched the green jar, I placed the shining stems in it with
gentle fingers. At the bottom of the box I found a card that read: “For
it is impossible to live in a room with red roses and still be
traurig.”
How well he knew! And how truly impossible to be sad when red roses are
glowing for one, and filling the air with their fragrance!
The interruption was fatal to book-writing. My thoughts were a chaos of
red roses, and anemic little maids with glowing eyes, and thoughtful
young doctors with a marvelous understanding of feminine moods. So I
turned out all the lights, undressed by moonlight, and, throwing a
kimono about me, carried my jar of roses to the window and sat down
beside them so that their exquisite scent caressed me.
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